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by _Paracelsus
Tue Apr 03, 2018 4:30 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: 2017 Statistical Report For 2018 April Conference
Replies: 61
Views: 5634

Re: 2017 Statistical Report For 2018 April Conference

From Winston S. Churchill > Quotes > Quotable Quote :
“I only believe in statistics that I doctored myself”
by _Paracelsus
Mon Apr 02, 2018 5:17 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Outburst at Conference
Replies: 12
Views: 1686

Re: Outburst at Conference

Poelmanizing is the third one... ( m ) I was thinking about this incident today. I bet they'll find that they have a harder time getting away with stuff like this in the internet age. The leadership is so far behind the times (We added a brown guy and an Asian! Still not ready for a n... Black fell...
by _Paracelsus
Mon Apr 02, 2018 4:16 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Outburst at Conference
Replies: 12
Views: 1686

Re: Outburst at Conference

SuperDell wrote:Editing for clarity, with an explanation is one thing.

Censoring is another.

Poelmanizing is the third one...
( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_E. ... ial_sermon )
by _Paracelsus
Mon Apr 02, 2018 4:09 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Two new Non-white Apostles - Prepare for the 2nd Coming.
Replies: 40
Views: 2796

Re: Two new Non-white Apostles - Prepare for the 2nd Comming

I predict many missionaries are going to tell everyone that the church has a Brazilian apostle. It will be a missionary tactic to get people's trust in Brazil and South America. They will be like "it is not an american church, we have an apostle from Brazil". From Brazil, the country with...
by _Paracelsus
Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:10 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: You don't need Jesus
Replies: 383
Views: 24920

Re: You don't need Jesus

" Knowing what one knows right now if a Christian could go back in time and live with Moses and adopt into his tribe would they follow his religion and obey his laws?" I think they would join the trek past the Red Sea then turn east to the Silk Road or the nearest Turkish coffee bar. No r...
by _Paracelsus
Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:28 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Peaceful confirmations of the spirit
Replies: 17
Views: 1492

Re: Peaceful confirmations of the spirit

"In my dream, I was two cats and I was playing with each other." (search it...)
"Then - after that playing... - I was interacted with god/God/g_d/Jehovah/Yahveh/yhwh".

Or was he Allah? Zeus? Jupiter? Wotan?

( http://mormondiscussions.com/phpBB3/vie ... 3#p1112533 )
by _Paracelsus
Wed Mar 28, 2018 3:05 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: More bad PR for the Church: trying to ban secret recordings
Replies: 5
Views: 1131

Re: More bad PR for the Church: trying to ban secret recordi

Who controls the past now controls the future Who controls the present now controls the past Who controls the past now controls the future Who controls the present now? Hint: Instead of watching third-rate dinkey rock/hiphop bands, please read 1984 by Orwell ... Apparently he is more known than the...
by _Paracelsus
Tue Mar 27, 2018 4:22 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: More bad PR for the Church: trying to ban secret recordings
Replies: 5
Views: 1131

Re: More bad PR for the Church: trying to ban secret recordi

Fence Sitter wrote:The difficult lessons the church is learning about hiding its past don't seem to be affecting their efforts to hide the present.

“Those who control the present, control the past and those who control the past control the future.”

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by _Paracelsus
Tue Mar 27, 2018 3:56 am
Forum: Spirit Paradise
Topic: Congratulations to: Quasimodo (108)
Replies: 13
Views: 1502

Re: Congratulations to: Quasimodo (108)

Happy birthday, and good luck on your lifelong journey to become Fullymodo. This inspired an involuntary guffaw. Mostly because I understand wanting to increase your modo. You ask anyone, they'll tell you: the modo, the better. No guffaw here, if I may ask. Involuntarily? OK. What does Quasimodo's ...
by _Paracelsus
Sat Mar 24, 2018 2:14 pm
Forum: Spirit Paradise
Topic: Congratulations to: Quasimodo (108)
Replies: 13
Views: 1502

Re: Congratulations to: Quasimodo (108)

Paracelsus wrote:108

In reality, he was born about 14XX.

I've found when he was found!

He was found 1467, but he was approximately four at the time.

See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk%3AQuasimodo for more; long article, but it is worth to read.