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MG,

Have you tried the newest flavors of Snapple iced tea??

Stop building temples LDS Inc.

Sell bluetooth robotic hand shakers and let em do it from home.

After listening to RFM's series on the translation process and Joseph's seer stone, I've been thinking a lot about that seer stone. It occurred to me that the seer stone might be able to provide the cure for covid 19. It seems to be an all powerful stone. We already know it can find buried treasure...

Imagine how many gullible fools would clear the shelves at Desbooks if they started selling Temple facemasks! Comes in silk, mesh, and cotton with the same marks as the top Jesus jammie. But they only work if you are WORTHY!! They will have a slit so you can shove your fork through the hole like in ...

m Beginning March 16, 2020, all missionaries scheduled to enter missionary training centers in Provo, Utah, or Preston, England, will be trained remotely by video conference. Other missionary training centers will continue to function as usual, but they will not receive any missionaries from regions...

How soon before temple work will be done at home? Baptism for the dead in your backyard DIY baptismal font?? m After considering the counsel of governmental, ecclesiastical, and medical leaders around the world and our own prayerful reflection, we will postpone stake and leadership conferences and o...

OMG, the people of Italy LIVE in the LAND of Olive Oil. Just Concencrate all the Olive Trees and the Power of the Penishood will do the rest. Im DEAD Fire up those massive disinfectant sprayer trucks from Wuhan full of Italian oil consecrated by the prophet and drive all over hell's half acre spewi...

So much for the power of the only living prophet upon the face of Elohims earth! m We plan to conduct all five sessions of that conference at the Conference Center. General authorities, general officers and their spouses, musicians, choirs, technicians, and others will participate as assigned. But, ...

:lol: well, this explains the lds porn obsession. If one covenants to report honor code violations, then one is constantly forced to imagine in one’s mind whether the chaste, long-skirted hand-holding that one observes in the light of day might lead, in the dark of night, to bared breasts like two ...

schreech wrote:All the poor, conditioned, Mormon homophobes are going to blow a gasket when they see same sex couples, in good standing with the Mormon church, holding hands in sacrament meetings...

But only the lesbian couples will be getting the sacrament meeting back rub LOL