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by bill4long
Tue May 17, 2022 4:08 am
Forum: Celestial Forum
Topic: Kinderhook Plates and Don Bradley
Replies: 27
Views: 256

Re: Kinderhook Plates and Don Bradley

It seems like the current crop of "prophets, seers and revelators" can't resolve the big questions. Why not?, I wonder. Just look into the Stone, Brethren. It's right there. Just like an iPhone. If you can't handle it, give me the Stone, I'll gaze. Really, I will. In the Name of the Mormon Jesus Chr...
by bill4long
Sun May 15, 2022 6:55 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: It All Comes Down to the Plates
Replies: 19
Views: 370

Re: It All Comes Down to the Plates

If God had really wanted J.S. to restore the gospel of Jesus Christ in its fulness, He would have provided the plates for the world to see. Even that wasn't required. Why not some simple charcoal-on-paper "grave-stone rubbing" impressions of a few pages? Apparently "God" reeeeaaaallly didn't want a...
by bill4long
Sat May 14, 2022 4:02 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: What Do People Here Believe?
Replies: 40
Views: 675

Re: What Do People Here Believe?

KevinSim wrote:
Fri May 13, 2022 3:34 am
What do different people on this forum believe?
It's not what about you can believe, it's about what you can prove.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. (Sagan)

Bill
by bill4long
Sat May 14, 2022 2:54 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: DP claims you can’t criticize Mormonism without Mormon morality
Replies: 43
Views: 878

Re: DP claims you can’t criticize Mormonism without Mormon morality

DP is essentially saying, “yes our religion may be evil but if you don’t believe in our religion then you have no moral grounds for condemning it as evil.” He doesn't seem to realize there's a more fundamental morality: don't do harm to people for your own benefit or I'll shove my boot up your arse...
by bill4long
Sat May 14, 2022 2:15 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: I've Got to Have You, I've GOT To Have You!
Replies: 0
Views: 75

I've Got to Have You, I've GOT To Have You!

I heard this song today, and it made me think of Joe and Fanny.

Hat's off to you Fanny!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3zFU-G0vOo

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by bill4long
Fri May 13, 2022 10:17 pm
Forum: Celestial Forum
Topic: “King Pharaoh, whose name is given in the characters above his head”
Replies: 449
Views: 26710

Re: “King Pharaoh, whose name is given in the characters above his head”

http://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/190529112654-egypt-beauty-1.jpg So was this the Prince of Egypt from Facsimile #3? Joe said Isis was the Prince. Or the Pharaoh. Or something. I can't quite remember. But Joe got it wrong. And Isis is not well pleased. I have this on good authority via my Seer ...
by bill4long
Fri May 13, 2022 3:03 am
Forum: Celestial Forum
Topic: “King Pharaoh, whose name is given in the characters above his head”
Replies: 449
Views: 26710

Re: “King Pharaoh, whose name is given in the characters above his head”

In memory of all the Egyptian characters that Joe used, misused and abused...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk

--Bill

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by bill4long
Fri May 13, 2022 2:17 am
Forum: Celestial Forum
Topic: Eternal Questions and Answers.
Replies: 40
Views: 847

Re: Eternal Questions and Answers.

The mission of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is three-fold: Joe's mission was... 1. Money digger con. 2. Making up fake "scripture" 3. "Marrying" other men's wives when the men were on "missions" 4. "Marrying" young girls. 5. Several other cons... including.. 6. Making up more fak...