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Bond...James Bond wrote:I'm all for historical accuracy, but couldn't they have given Jesus a fig leaf or a pair of boxers or something?

See what happens when you don't wear your garments? If Jesus and Joseph had only been wearing their G's...

KA

I hope you remain well grounded for the next couple of days. Tether yourself to a good copper cable going at least 6 to 10 feet into the ground and you just might survive the lightning strike. ;-) Why would lightning strike me for nibbling his ear, you dirty minded boy? I'm insulted. ;-) KA

“Kimball always kept an eye out for romance. ‘Brethren,’ he instructed some departing missionaries, ‘I want you to understand that it is not to be as it has been heretofore. The brother missionaries have been in the habit of picking out the prettiest women for themselves before they get here, and b...

Yeah I think you have a point, Twinkie. Easter comes and a hundred million chocolate bunnies are manufactured around the world, but where's Jesus Christ in all of that? Couldn't this really be a sort of in-your-face point about the commercialization of Easter? Still, you know, he's got a schlong. T...

Elder Bednar, I think you're the cutest of all the apostles, barring that hunky Uchtdorf. His silky silver hair just drives me wild. You look a bit tense. Perhaps your chubby secretary could loosen you up a little and burn a few calories at the same time? It would be an act of service for both of yo...

Patrick Carnes, one of the foremost experts n sexual addictions and compulsions notes that a high percentage of sexual addicts are from conservative and sexually punative religions. He correlates the high level of sexual addition from such groups with the shaming process that conservative religions...

I was thinking about polygamy as I went upstairs to make some oatmeal for breakfast. It was because of posts here and on MAD. I realized that polygamy would add a whole new dimension to the relationship young men would have with the older generation and leadership of the church. Nowadays, the young...

Hmmmm....no replies yet, Runtu. Guess no one can think of anything, lol! Pssst... Get your eyes checked. Sorry, Mr. Coffee. I was composing my reply as you posted yours. I got distracted by a needy four year old for a minute or two. If you'll notice, I think our posts are only a few minutes apart. KA

A follow-up to my poll. As I expected the vast majority of poll respondents see at least some good in the church. So, I would like to know what specifically you see as some good the church does for you or for the world at large. Hmmmm....no replies yet, Runtu. Guess no one can think of anything, lo...

This thread is a complete riot! Moksha, you are hilarious!

Thanks for the laughs, guys!

KA