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by _Polygamy-Porter
Sat Feb 03, 2018 11:51 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: The Church closes some genealogy and visitor centres.
Replies: 6
Views: 777

Re: The Church closes some genealogy and visitor centres.

This make me happy.

I just wish the missionaries would start coming by again.

Nothing like fresh missionary egos to slam....
by _Polygamy-Porter
Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:53 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Why is MD&D So Afriad of an Open and Free Exchange of Ideas?
Replies: 62
Views: 3822

Re: Why is MD&D So Afriad of an Open and Free Exchange of Id

New thread title: "Why is Craig Paxton So Afriad[sic] of leaving the MD&D board?"

Seriously bro. Get a grip. Move on.
by _Polygamy-Porter
Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:46 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Pre-existence of Christ
Replies: 15
Views: 1993

Re: Pre-existence of Christ

Dr. Shades wrote:
kairos wrote:Someone tell me how Jesus came to be in the pre-existence- did he have HP's ?

Hewlett-Packards were invented long, long after the pre-existence, so no, he didn't have any.

FYI LDS Inc is an Apple® house. I know this personally.
by _Polygamy-Porter
Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:44 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Uchtdorf out Oaks in
Replies: 114
Views: 4905

Re: Uchtdorf out Oaks in

RockSlider wrote:Yes, the most Christlike of us all, setting a bad example, must go!

https://www.lds.org/bc/content/ldsorg/c ... nner_2.jpg

I know an employee of LDS Inc who has been at Uberdork's house.

He is a Grade A prick. Then again, I am sure they all are to the common folk.
by _Polygamy-Porter
Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:51 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Poor Wendy...
Replies: 5
Views: 710

Poor Wendy...

Regardless of what she thought she accomplished in her previous life, now she is nothing but the wife of the president of LDS Inc. Err Second wife.. Meh, even though she was a professor of marriage and family therapy for twenty-five years, she failed at exactly that until Russell's wife kicked the b...
by _Polygamy-Porter
Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:47 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: New president of LDS Inc promises diversity...
Replies: 15
Views: 1181

New president of LDS Inc promises diversity...

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ummm... ok.

Not only are they all three from Utahhrd, but all three are white, oh, and BALD.
by _Polygamy-Porter
Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:32 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: 60% of Mormons Approve of the racist, sexist pig Trump?!
Replies: 54
Views: 4324

Re: 60% of Mormons Approve of the racist, sexist pig Trump?!

Jersey Girl wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:Who was the porn star?

Stormy Daniels.

CFR

News flash: The porn star denies the claim made by Cam.
by _Polygamy-Porter
Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:26 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Comedian Jeff Dunham has a new act with Russell Nelson
Replies: 1
Views: 575

Comedian Jeff Dunham has a new act with Russell Nelson

Saw this on the Lord's Newspaper®

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Instantly thought of this!

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