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by _SuperDell
Tue Apr 09, 2019 3:30 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Did Jesus actually Curst John & The Three Nephites?
Replies: 2
Views: 466

Did Jesus actually Curst John & The Three Nephites?

Think if John the beloved and The Three Nephites. Going to hang around the entire time til the second coming. Nothing about wives, girlfriends or family. Nothing at all. "It is not good for man to be alone" - right? So, do they get married - over and over and over again? Or, do they have m...
by _SuperDell
Mon Apr 08, 2019 4:14 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: So, did they actually announce anything new at conference?
Replies: 2
Views: 543

So, did they actually announce anything new at conference?

Don't pay much attention to it. See some comments on the negative tone of talks on other forums. Did the bigwigs actually announce anything new? Did they explain the new revelation revoking the old revelation on kids with homosexual parents? Anything at all? Or was all the pre-conference stuff just ...
by _SuperDell
Sat Apr 06, 2019 9:22 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Dallin Oaks versus Willard Richards
Replies: 2
Views: 573

Re: Dallin Oaks versus Willard Richards

Remember that Joseph Smith, when asked about the Revelation to sell copyright to the Book of Mormon in Canada is supposed to have said "some revelations are from the devil, some from God".
by _SuperDell
Sat Apr 06, 2019 9:16 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: The Times, They are a changing.
Replies: 5
Views: 903

Re: The Times, They are a changing.

The Brethren have more important things on their mind before they address these topics. We may see a revelation that Sacrament Bread needs to have the crust trimmed off it before being put in the trays. Wonder Bread only to be used after an endorsement deal is worked out so L-d$,inc gets a kickback ...
by _SuperDell
Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:36 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Wendy Nelson teaches false doctrine on tithing.
Replies: 7
Views: 1081

Re: Wendy Nelson teaches false doctrine on tithing.

Give Wendy a break. She is dazzled by the light of the Prophetic Pen that lights the way in the middle of the night.
by _SuperDell
Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:26 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: The Book of Mormon is true. Because Drought.
Replies: 3
Views: 519

Re: The Book of Mormon is true. Because Drought.

Maybe this guy has been bouncing up and down on a stalagmite too often?

Wonder if he also finds all the massive destruction in the land at the time Jesus committed suicide by cop?
by _SuperDell
Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:24 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Ouch. CNN razes LDS flip flops. Bactine Please!
Replies: 10
Views: 1271

Re: Ouch. CNN razes LDS flip flops. Bactine Please!

God sent messengers to Joseph Smith. Moroni visited 3 times in one night and repeated himself so Joe would not forget. Annual visits afterward. Big Nellie wakes up in the middle of the night and writes down stuff with a lighted pen - obviously inspired and powered by Jesus - and somehow comes up wit...
by _SuperDell
Sun Mar 31, 2019 3:17 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: How about Mormon edition Ouija Boards?
Replies: 17
Views: 1577

Re: How about Mormon edition Ouija Boards?

A simple solution.

Provide a background cloth/rollout that looks like a Hat.
Add a writing pad and a Lighted pen.

Call it a PROPHET BOARD and you will probably sell a ton of them.

After all , Where's Waldo did OK as "I spy a Nephite" - right?
by _SuperDell
Sat Mar 30, 2019 6:47 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: How about Mormon edition Ouija Boards?
Replies: 17
Views: 1577

Re: How about Mormon edition Ouija Boards?

moksha wrote:
I have a question wrote:What’s the difference between a Ouija Board and a Seer Stone? Both are simply devices used to facilitate communications from spiritual beings.

You can't fit an Ouija Board into a hat.


Westerners wear 10 gallon hats - so no problem.
Look at Cliven Bundy & relatives - lots of space up there.
by _SuperDell
Sat Mar 30, 2019 6:45 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Who mentions JESUS BIRTHDAY at Conference?
Replies: 9
Views: 1368

Re: Who mentions Jesus BIRTHDAY at Conference?

Late 50's and through the 1960's we heard this a number of times from various speakers. Was given as one reason a conference session was held on April 6 - even if not on a weekend.