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by _Polygamy Porter
Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:27 pm
Forum: Celestial Forum
Topic: Archaeological Evidence for the Old Testament (For Polygamy Porter)
Replies: 11
Views: 7238

Wow, I guess proof of the Bible is very important to you. Sorry if I offended. I have seen all of the supposed "evidences". While there are more than the Book of Mormon crowd can offer, which they have ZERO, I am just not interested, as they are not concrete enough. Yeah call me a sign see...
by _Polygamy Porter
Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:56 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Nice work, guys!
Replies: 20
Views: 17006

Considering my track record regarding this forum, I'm wary of making promises, but considering the things Keene and I have talked over, it appears that all our old problems of down-time, low bandwidth allowance, etc. are over for good. All the signs point to us being here to stay! You didn't email ...
by _Polygamy Porter
Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:19 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: I like Nephi's style!
Replies: 1
Views: 3683

I like Nephi's style!

Nephi on the Fboards that is.... He starts out by asking about how the church handles LEGAL polygamy in other countries. Watch the fair cats try and tiptoe around that turd old Neph' laid in their sandbox! m His final post takes the CAKE: m Really gets the reader to stop and think... NOTE: We alread...
by _Polygamy Porter
Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:41 pm
Forum: Celestial Forum
Topic: Dating the Gospels
Replies: 33
Views: 18479

Re: SWAGs

What about dating the Gospel's by content? Because each of the Gospels describe events that took place in the past. Since none of them specifically state the year in which they were written, we have no idea how far in the past the events took place that the gospels were writing about. (For example,...
by _Polygamy Porter
Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:35 pm
Forum: Spirit Paradise
Topic: Winter Blizzard...and the cat shall lie down with the dog
Replies: 18
Views: 9728

A cat lying down with a dog?

Are you SICK?

Then we'd have cat-dogs everywhere...

Death on the spot to cats who mix their blood with dogs!
by _Polygamy Porter
Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:17 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Salvation among the decieved
Replies: 15
Views: 12547

Many do remain in the cult of Joe, not for fear of some magical salvation, but fear their wife will ruin them financially. In the house called Mormon, you MUST first see the doorman before you see Jesus. Who is the doorman? Joe Smith. Look at the discussions from Brigham's Bible bashing bicycle brig...
by _Polygamy Porter
Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:04 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: The Book of Abraham
Replies: 7
Views: 8451

Ya see Brackie, Mormons always work from the left side of the equation. Never touch the result of the equation, that being the choich is twwwoooo. Find something on the left that might cause the church to NOT be true? Twist it, contort it, bend it till it breaks, or just remove it! Where is our resi...
by _Polygamy Porter
Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:58 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Is Mormonism still relevant in FORMER members lives'?
Replies: 39
Views: 25727

GazLAME, I'd rather have a hollow space in my soul than have it full of someone else's cockamamie ideas. OH MIKE! I just had a reveleration... for a tshirt and billboard Instead of "You don't know Jack" "You don't know Joe" right below this image(photoshop a s***-eating grin on h...
by _Polygamy Porter
Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:19 am
Forum: Spirit Paradise
Topic: Working the bugs out?
Replies: 6
Views: 4226

All stand and bow your heads and say Sh!tchyeah!

That will do.