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by _Polygamy Porter
Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:32 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: DCP Admits to "LDS Academic Embarrassment"
Replies: 296
Views: 20911

Mr. Scratch Fever Well they don't know where he comes from But he sure does come I bet he is comin' for Danny C P! And I don't know how he does it But he sure does it good I wonder how he does it for free He gives em Mr. Scratch fever Mr. Scratch Scratch fever The first time they got it It was just ...
by _Polygamy Porter
Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:16 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: What is your avatar and why did you choose it?
Replies: 79
Views: 6613

Dr. Shades wrote:
LifeOnaPlate wrote:My avatar is also Ned Flanders, same reason.


Uhh, no it isn't.

Are you on drugs?
Nope, he does not call it drugs, his doctor calls it Sandy candy.
by _Polygamy Porter
Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:13 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Marie "dances" while her son goes into rehab
Replies: 142
Views: 13426

barrelomonkeys wrote:I've never heard of a 'farm party'.

Sheesh, I'm old.
Its when the mopologists get together and mind f*** each other.
by _Polygamy Porter
Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:09 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Marie "dances" while her son goes into rehab
Replies: 142
Views: 13426

Perhaps Marie is just another person forced into being a parent by her religion and family. She has never been able to handle her life. Parenthood was the last thing she wanted or needed. Why is her son popping pills? Probably the same reason his mother does. Hey Marie, let up on your son about bein...
by _Polygamy Porter
Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:07 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: BYU Daily Universe reacts to Book of Mormon word change ...
Replies: 25
Views: 2469

LifeOnaPlate wrote:What do you guys believe in?
Facts, truth, and measured and observed quantities.

And you believe in what? MAGIC.
by _Polygamy Porter
Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:04 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: DCP Admits to "LDS Academic Embarrassment"
Replies: 296
Views: 20911

by the way, nice work Mr. Scratch.

It is so much easier to expose the truth about Mormonism than it is to hide the lies.
by _Polygamy Porter
Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:02 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: DCP Admits to "LDS Academic Embarrassment"
Replies: 296
Views: 20911

by the way, all non biased "academic research" into the origins of the Book of Mormon have all proven it to be nothing but a poorly organized fairytale. CFR. Not even Coe has said that, and he's one of the most informed non-Mormon academics who has studied Mormonism. In fact those who kno...
by _Polygamy Porter
Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:50 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: DCP Admits to "LDS Academic Embarrassment"
Replies: 296
Views: 20911

Yme is a man, his daughter and wife are looking into, or already have, joined the Church. I had a conversation with him about temple marriage a few months ago, and it didn't really go anywhere. Duh? There are obvious reasons your conversation didn't go where you would have liked(that are totally ob...
by _Polygamy Porter
Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:08 am
Forum: Celestial Forum
Topic: Chastity
Replies: 68
Views: 14042

Perhaps old Joe had a serious case of V.D. and "the flaming sword" was his way of saying that it hurts when he urinates?
by _Polygamy Porter
Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:48 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Where did the Nephites get all those metal plates?
Replies: 33
Views: 3455

Yet shortly after it was cracked open, it is nowhere to be found and the only story from the lame assed mopologists is that it was reported "washing down the hill side in pieces" Where did you see this explanation? In a thread I started back in February to put Kerry Shirts on the spot.