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by _Polygamy-Porter
Sat Jul 13, 2019 1:11 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: I drove by Brother Mentalgymnast & Sister Peacemaker's home
Replies: 3
Views: 555

Re: I drove by Brother Mentalgymnast & Sister Peacemaker's h

moksha wrote:Looks like an eastbound Mental Gymnast traveling at two miles per hour collided with a stationary anti-Mormon.

oh snap(ple)!
by _Polygamy-Porter
Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:46 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: I drove by Brother Mentalgymnast & Sister Peacemaker's home
Replies: 3
Views: 555

I drove by Brother Mentalgymnast & Sister Peacemaker's home

To say Hi.

No one answered the door.

I saw this on the front curb of their home:

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by _Polygamy-Porter
Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:38 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: New radiocarbon dated horses to Book of Mormon
Replies: 45
Views: 4869

Re: New radiocarbon dated horses to Book of Mormon

Wade Miller is dating horses?

wow.
by _Polygamy-Porter
Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:36 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: No more dating for baptism after 1 discussion?
Replies: 10
Views: 1379

Re: No more dating for baptism after 1 discussion?

It means the missionaries cannot date their prospective converts until after they pass through the membership turnstile in the bapt'dismal font.
by _Polygamy-Porter
Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:34 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: God be with you till we meet again
Replies: 23
Views: 2857

Re: God be with you till we meet again

Have fun waiting in the long ass line at Costco in Happy Valley to buy your stash of Snapple Iced Tea!
by _Polygamy-Porter
Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:38 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: It's hot outside. Who is drinking ICED TEA??
Replies: 3
Views: 556

Re: It's hot outside. Who is drinking ICED TEA??

Lemmie wrote:Ooh, that is a slippery, slippery slope. Sneaky Snapple.

Thus my reason for inquiring about the whereabouts of Brother mentalgymnast or Sister peacemaker.
by _Polygamy-Porter
Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:17 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: It's hot outside. Who is drinking ICED TEA??
Replies: 3
Views: 556

It's hot outside. Who is drinking ICED TEA??

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This is best as it has both cold tea and full of the spirit(s).

Has anyone seen mentalgymnast/peacemaker??

Probably at the Happy Valley Costco..
by _Polygamy-Porter
Tue May 07, 2019 4:16 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: What will non-binary members be called?
Replies: 7
Views: 1782

What will non-binary members be called?

With these millennial kids saying they aren’t male or female, that they are “non-binary”, how will they be addressed at Mormon wards?? Brother Smith?? Nope! Presumed male!! Sister Smith?? No way!! Don’t presume I am female!! These “non binary” millennials want to be referred to as they and their. Wh...
by _Polygamy-Porter
Sun Feb 17, 2019 7:59 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Mormon murders his parents and the cleaner.
Replies: 6
Views: 2127

Re: Mormon murders his parents and the cleaner.

LDS Inc was quick to take down his IM a Mormon site.

Thanks to Google caching it is visible here:

https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/ ... rg/me/6srg

Im a returned missionary and suspected murderer, and IM A Mormon.
by _Polygamy-Porter
Sat Feb 02, 2019 5:04 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Masonry - official church statement
Replies: 15
Views: 3113

Re: Masonry - official church statement

That was posted today?

The Way Back Machine thinks so

https://web.archive.org/web/20191001000 ... cs/masonry