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by dantana
Fri Nov 11, 2022 2:50 am
Forum: Spirit Paradise
Topic: All Lives Matter
Replies: 23
Views: 1292

Re: All Lives Matter

The curmudgeonly delivery of it forever seared it into my soul.. bosom burning galore. My work area at the time (probably circa 2002-ish) was in a secured room that had a "one-in-one-out" key card system. This inevitably resulted in a few people who had access to the room, but didn't work in there ...
by dantana
Fri Nov 11, 2022 1:40 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Your strangest Bible Passage
Replies: 68
Views: 3507

Re: Your strangest Bible Passage

Good post, Rivendale. Yeah, another head scratcher to go on the shelf. On the one hand we have the 'Great Gods Pyramid Program' with the God of this universe as just a blip on an infinite upline, and a to be determined downline. We have J. Smith declaring spirit is made of stuff. We have Kolob as an...
by dantana
Thu Nov 10, 2022 1:32 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Your strangest Bible Passage
Replies: 68
Views: 3507

Re: Your strangest Bible Passage

If magic is involved it doesn't matter if the magician has a body or not. God could snap his fingers, if he has fingers, and in effect punch me in the face whether he has a body or not, without actually punching me in the face. That's what magical ideas of God are. Mormons also think God does magic...
by dantana
Sun Nov 06, 2022 7:42 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Your strangest Bible Passage
Replies: 68
Views: 3507

Re: Your strangest Bible Passage

Since Mormon god is in essence an advanced physical being/spaceman and lives by the laws of mechanics, he can't just think an embroyo into Mary's tummy. Why he needed to have sex with her instead of A.I., or whatever - I don't know. It seems to me though that, comic books aside, crossing a god with ...
by dantana
Sun Nov 06, 2022 3:38 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Your strangest Bible Passage
Replies: 68
Views: 3507

Re: Your strangest Bible Passage

That appears to me to be how the atheists approach it, and it was, in part, just this serious misleading context which caused me to realize atheists are not all that interested or interesting when it comes to the scriptures and their whole meaning. Is this similar to how some suggest that only thos...
by dantana
Sun Nov 06, 2022 3:22 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Your strangest Bible Passage
Replies: 68
Views: 3507

Re: Your strangest Bible Passage

Copy that
by dantana
Fri Nov 04, 2022 2:41 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Your strangest Bible Passage
Replies: 68
Views: 3507

Re: Your strangest Bible Passage

I am not quite sure why you are confusing Lots daughter with the Jewish god. Most people have thought they were different individuals. I’m not. I did a poor job of transitioning from Lot’s daughters raping Lot so they could make daddy-babies to -> the jewish god raping Mary so he could create himse...
by dantana
Fri Nov 04, 2022 2:36 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Your strangest Bible Passage
Replies: 68
Views: 3507

Re: Your strangest Bible Passage

Here is some low hanging fruit I guess I'll pick. - God set the rainbow in the sky to remind himself not to get mad and kill everybody again. But then immediately forgets his newfound graciousness and curses Ham, his neighbors, his dog and even the shrubbery because Ham accidently saw dad Noah passe...
by dantana
Thu Nov 03, 2022 2:56 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Your strangest Bible Passage
Replies: 68
Views: 3507

Re: Your strangest Bible Passage

Well, a little applied type Morm apologetics can easily sort this all out. Like -

God was speaking as a man. - Donkey/Tapir balls are a delicacy in Hagoth's Hawaii. - He didn't mean cook the first kid until his skin was black, he meant their clothes only.
by dantana
Sun Oct 30, 2022 4:08 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Can the Book of Mormon be true if Joseph was a liar?
Replies: 14
Views: 876

Re: Can the Book of Mormon be true if Joseph was a liar?

Is Joseph a liar? Well, we could also check in on his totally believable fix of the KJV. JST Genesis 50: 31-33. (paraphrased) "And I the lord shall raise up among you a super-duty dude. And he shall wear fruit of the looms. And some shall cause that his fruit of the looms shall be removed. And I can...