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by Shulem
Fri Jun 11, 2021 2:20 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Joseph used a hat to translate because his eyes were tired...
Replies: 142
Views: 17501

Re: Joseph used a hat to translate because his eyes were tired...

I don't understand what the big deal is. He used a hat. So what? Hey buddy, stick your head in a hat and tell us a story. Keep it buried therein and think of something, anything. Suck in your hot air! Let's see wat you come up with as you breath your hot sweaty air and dream up a story. What's the ...
by Shulem
Fri Jun 11, 2021 12:06 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Joseph used a hat to translate because his eyes were tired...
Replies: 142
Views: 17501

Re: Joseph used a hat to translate because his eyes were tired...

I think a more valid reason why Smith HID his face in a hat is because he couldn't pull off the act with a straight face in front of Cowdery without making himself look like an utter fool. So, Smith buried his head in a hat and was able to hide his grins and contorted smiles while rambling off one B...
by Shulem
Fri Jun 11, 2021 11:46 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Solomon's 1,005 Songs = Alma's 1,005 martyred Lamanites and 230,000 Lucky Charms
Replies: 55
Views: 8642

No funeral for make believe people

Joseph Smith's story of the massacre of over a thousand Lamanites who prostrated themselves and simply allowed their executioners to hack them to bits and pierce open their bodies at will while they bled out on the open field is missing a very important ingredient in which the story lacks any sense ...
by Shulem
Thu Jun 10, 2021 3:13 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Solomon's 1,005 Songs = Alma's 1,005 martyred Lamanites and 230,000 Lucky Charms
Replies: 55
Views: 8642

By the numbers

I think everyone can agree that Smith was paying very close attention to the chronology of the Book of Mormon and how many years passed in keeping the dates consistent with the various stories even as they crisscrossed and bounced around within the novel. Smith was very cogent in making his timeline...
by Shulem
Thu Jun 10, 2021 4:34 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Solomon's 1,005 Songs = Alma's 1,005 martyred Lamanites and 230,000 Lucky Charms
Replies: 55
Views: 8642

Re: Solomon's 1,005 Songs & Alma's 1,005 martyred Lamanites

Alright, listen up, Discuss Mormonism and all ye people aboard this happy Mormon apostate ship of doom: :lol: Joseph Smith dictated what he dictated to Oliver Cowdery on that fateful day wherein 1,005 so-called Lamanites were butchered or pierced with swords through their vitals and hacked to death ...
by Shulem
Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:08 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Solomon's 1,005 Songs = Alma's 1,005 martyred Lamanites and 230,000 Lucky Charms
Replies: 55
Views: 8642

No, it doesn't count!

And I, myself, with mine own hands, did help to bury their dead. And behold, to our great sorrow and lamentation, two hundred and seventy-nine of our brethren were slain. No, no, and no! The Interpreter is not going to accept this as a correct count. What gives you the right to think you can count ...
by Shulem
Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:56 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Solomon's 1,005 Songs = Alma's 1,005 martyred Lamanites and 230,000 Lucky Charms
Replies: 55
Views: 8642

I, Alma can count

"And thus without meeting any resistance, they did slay a thousand and five of them WHICH I ALMA COUNTED MYSELF WITH MY OWN HANDS AS I PULLED THE DEAD BODIES INTO PILES THAT I MIGHT COUNT THEM AND BURY THEM IN THE NAME OF THE LORD ; and we know that they are blessed, for they have gone to dwell wit...
by Shulem
Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:50 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Solomon's 1,005 Songs = Alma's 1,005 martyred Lamanites and 230,000 Lucky Charms
Replies: 55
Views: 8642

Re: Solomon's 1,005 Songs & Alma's 1,005 martyred Lamanites

The Interpreter has published a paper a day for like 10 years now, so they are defacto correct here. I'll let the midge take it from here and bring on the ad hominems to clean this little mess up. They are not correct if they are unable to count to TEN: 1 dead body 2 dead body 3 dead body 4 dead bo...
by Shulem
Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:31 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Solomon's 1,005 Songs = Alma's 1,005 martyred Lamanites and 230,000 Lucky Charms
Replies: 55
Views: 8642

Re: Solomon's 1,005 Songs & Alma's 1,005 martyred Lamanites

1017 can be decomposed into "a thousand" and "ten" and "seven" which are all known theologically significant numbers which God has placed there and which most definitely did not come from Joe's mind. The Interpreter can do this all day, Shulem! This is what they do! Well, the Interpreter has met it...
by Shulem
Wed Jun 09, 2021 5:22 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Solomon's 1,005 Songs = Alma's 1,005 martyred Lamanites and 230,000 Lucky Charms
Replies: 55
Views: 8642

Re: Solomon's 1,005 Songs & Alma's 1,005 martyred Lamanites

The Interpreter will soon have an article showing "a thousand and five" can be decomposed into "a thousand" and "five" which completely negates your argument. Well, those liars will have their work cut out for them. They can also do the Bible too. The children of Harim, a thousand and seventeen. Nu...