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DaveIsHere
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Ok, so hear me out... So, like, my dude, Jesus, he died for us. No, seriously, like he legit got nailed to some lumber by those proto-Italians,. What're they called... Romulans? Crap, that's Star Wars or something.

Romans! Yeah,. It was them dudes. Some other dudes was involved, like the Pharmases and the Nebulons, but that ain't important.

See, after the Klingons killed Jesus and shoved him into a wormhole, he materialized back on Earth, chocolate bunny in hand.

And he jumped up on his sleigh, and all of King Herod's horses, and all of his dudes got hella ripped. Jesus, His own self, took a mighty toke a no d wished piece on all men.

It was most righteous....


And that's what I did three spring breaks ago, Miss Jersey Girl
If a Giant's pronouns are "fee, fi, fi, and fum", does that mean short people's pronouns are "oompa, loompa, and doopity-doo"?
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Ok, I get no love. I see your, girl.
If a Giant's pronouns are "fee, fi, fi, and fum", does that mean short people's pronouns are "oompa, loompa, and doopity-doo"?
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Split thread: UR4.
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When I go to sea, don’t fear for me. Fear for the storm.

Jessica Best, Fear for the Storm. From The Strange Case of the Starship Iris.
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