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Imwashingmypirate wrote: ↑
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malkie wrote: ↑
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Several years ago I inadvertently took part in a competition for knobbly knees, and was awarded second place. I should have won, but one of my fellow competitors was drunk, and became belligerent when he was told he hadn't won, so they gave him first place, and I, with my superior knee knobbles, had to settle for second place.
You were robbed!!
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Last weekend, however, I entered a contest at the county fair, and my buns were judged the best of the bun-ch.

I wish I could go back to the earlier competition and challenge that wee mingin' nyaff to a rematch, but with buns on display in place of knees.
🀣

These competitions sound like a laugh. What next?
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Ah wuz definitely robbed!

I did enter a couple of other contest sections, and won several firsts, seconds, and thirds for photos.
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Hello...

I'm fine lol. Plodding along. Tired all the time. Two kids. One super hyper and intense, the other quiet and constantly sharing weird random knowledge who is a massive fan of evolution at the moment.

How are you??

How is everyone?
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Imwashingmypirate wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 14, 2023 4:45 pm
Hello...

I'm fine lol. Plodding along. Tired all the time. Two kids. One super hyper and intense, the other quiet and constantly sharing weird random knowledge who is a massive fan of evolution at the moment.

How are you??

How is everyone?
I'm doing OK, thanks - mostly just normal age-related issues, but getting up and dressed every day, and trying to get useful things done.

How old are your kids?
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Thu Sep 14, 2023 4:45 pm
the other quiet and constantly sharing weird random knowledge who is a massive fan of evolution at the moment.
Hmmm...that reminds me of someone I knew once on a message board when she was like, oh I dunno, 14 or something. ;)
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malkie wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 30, 2023 3:16 pm
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Have you been drinking?
I don't drink alcohol, or use "drugs".

This is not the malkie you're used to - either here or in another place, right? But that's no reason for you to suggest that I'm not in full control of my faculties.

If there is sufficient demand, I'll supply photographic evidence.
I require evidence.
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Jersey Girl wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 16, 2023 7:32 am
malkie wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 30, 2023 3:16 pm
I don't drink alcohol, or use "drugs".

This is not the malkie you're used to - either here or in another place, right? But that's no reason for you to suggest that I'm not in full control of my faculties.

If there is sufficient demand, I'll supply photographic evidence.
I require evidence.
Me too, muahaha.
Jersey Girl wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 16, 2023 7:29 am
Imwashingmypirate wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 14, 2023 4:45 pm
the other quiet and constantly sharing weird random knowledge who is a massive fan of evolution at the moment.
Hmmm...that reminds me of someone I knew once on a message board when she was like, oh I dunno, 14 or something. ;)
Haha, my husband likes to attribute all the good qualities of the kids to something he has done. Lol. This kid knows loads. He is interested in things I didn't discover til I was at uni. He's into annoying meme stuff too though which is annoying but a relatively healthy balance I think. Lol
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malkie wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 14, 2023 11:48 pm
Imwashingmypirate wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 14, 2023 4:45 pm
Hello...

I'm fine lol. Plodding along. Tired all the time. Two kids. One super hyper and intense, the other quiet and constantly sharing weird random knowledge who is a massive fan of evolution at the moment.

How are you??

How is everyone?
I'm doing OK, thanks - mostly just normal age-related issues, but getting up and dressed every day, and trying to get useful things done.

How old are your kids?

Sounds like you are plodding along too.

My son is 8 and my daughter will be 6 this week coming.
They are totally different. Lol.
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Imwashingmypirate wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 16, 2023 3:08 pm
malkie wrote:If there is sufficient demand, I'll supply photographic evidence.
Jersey Girl wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 16, 2023 7:32 am
I require evidence.
Me too, muahaha.
Oh ye of little faith :(

Here are malkie's prize-winning buns, in all their glory (warning - may not be suitable for work or family viewing):

https://i.postimg.cc/VLRWwtRq/malkies-Buns2023-CHF-2-Copy.jpg
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malkie wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 17, 2023 3:48 am
Imwashingmypirate wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 16, 2023 3:08 pm


Me too, muahaha.
Oh ye of little faith :(

Here are malkie's prize-winning buns, in all their glory (warning - may not be suitable for work or family viewing):

https://i.postimg.cc/VLRWwtRq/malkies-Buns2023-CHF-2-Copy.jpg

Don't think I didn't open that link. Nice buns. I think you've satisfied the request.
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Jersey Girl wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 17, 2023 3:52 am
malkie wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 17, 2023 3:48 am

Oh ye of little faith :(

Here are malkie's prize-winning buns, in all their glory (warning - may not be suitable for work or family viewing):

https://i.postimg.cc/VLRWwtRq/malkies-Buns2023-CHF-2-Copy.jpg

Don't think I didn't open that link. Nice buns. I think you've satisfied the request.
Did I ever tell you how much I appreciate you, Jersey Girl?

Actually, I think I may have done - many years ago - but it bears saying again that you are a great person. Really!
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