Strange Results from Heaven War

[Everybody Wang Chung]

[Everybody Wang Chung]

[Everybody Wang Chung]

Daniel C. Peterson pictured here after just being informed by Allen Wyatt that they now have the social security number of every widow in Parowan:

[Everybody Wang Chung]

[Everybody Wang Chung]

[Moksha]

Physiological effects of religion: Hindu Yogis and Mormon Elders can slow their breathing and make their brains stop.

[Moksha]

A joke told by a Mormon elder:

Jesus is protecting the woman taken in adultery. He declares to the crowd, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone!"

A moment later, a rock comes flying out of the crowd and strikes the woman. Jesus rolls his eyes and yells, "Joseph Smith, you are supposed to be working as the Holy Ghost right now."

[bill4long]

That's funny. (I'm not a Republican and didn't vote for Trump.)

I ask you: do you disavow political violence and property destruction?

[Moksha]

That's funny. (I'm not a Republican and didn't vote for Trump.)

I ask you: do you disavow political violence and property destruction?

Let me ask you, do you disavow the application of Cheeto dust to the human face?

[bill4long]

That's funny. (I'm not a Republican and didn't vote for Trump.)

I ask you: do you disavow political violence and property destruction?

Let me ask you, do you disavow the application of Cheeto dust to the human face?

To my face, most certainly yes.