First Black Apostle?

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Re: First Black Apostle?

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Mon Nov 27, 2023 7:22 pm
Ballard's been dead for more than two weeks. Do they usually take this long to promote the next C-suite occupant?
Yes. They wait until the next general conference.
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Re: First Black Apostle?

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If the Church still isn't quite ready to choose a black apostle, they could always pick Mike Parker. Mike pretended to be a black man for years. Baby steps, baby steps.

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