Alright I gotta ask....is this hottie Ellen currently single?
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
Ellen was the sister of a mutual friend (and no doubt still is!). She was a shapely creature who usually came out only at night and whom one might sometimes see hanging around the house in a blue negligee-nightie thing. Her room was next to the one where we used to hang out with her brother; so, naturally, we longed to be in possession of peepstones with the power to see through that wall.
There were all sorts of salacious things that happened between Ellen and us (in our adolescent imaginations). I sometimes slept in her bed (when she was gone). I once saw her after the got out of the shower (after she put on a towel). And I took a bath with her once (fully clothed.) Memmmmories...like the corners of...
Last I knew, a good while back, she was in some place like Colorado and divorced. You have any idea, Shades?
I think I'd been posting on FAIR for a couple of months. Troubles would erupt on FAIR and at one point someone mentioned Dr. Shades and his board, which I think was pretty new at the time. I was in the dark as to what was going on so I did a search and found this board (the earlier version) and suddenly, everything that was unclear in the off-topic discussions on FAIR made sense.
I posted a bit at first, but then quit for a while when the atmosphere became too oppressively anti-LDS. I returned a while after the new board came online and I found that there were a few more LDS and not so many rabid antis to balance the place out. I don't have a lot of time to read and post--I only post here and at MADB, but these days, I'm pretty sporadic on both boards.
I heard about it originaly on the "Church is not true" podcast....too bad its not around any longer and i can't get ahold of Nort for another copy of 'em.
One nice thing is, ze game of love is never called on account of darkness - Pepe Le Pew