asbestosman wrote:Aha! I've solved the mystery! Mr. Itchy is none other than Dr. Shades. How else would Itchy know so much about Shades? And now with this last confession about being the stuffnightmaresare made of, the connection is certain.
Hah!
Funny you should say that. When Mr. Itchy first put up his stalker blog, my wife was crying off and on for days on end. She just couldn't believe that there could be someone out there hateful enough to victimize her just to get to me, since she's never hurt a fly her entire life.
Now, though, when she's mad at me, she just threatens to tell Mr. Itchy about whatever it is we're arguing about.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
asbestosman wrote:Aha! I've solved the mystery! Mr. Itchy is none other than Dr. Shades. How else would Itchy know so much about Shades? And now with this last confession about being the stuffnightmaresare made of, the connection is certain.
Hah!
Funny you should say that. When Mr. Itchy first put up his stalker blog, my wife was crying off and on for days on end. She just couldn't believe that there could be someone out there hateful enough to victimize her just to get to me, since she's never hurt a fly her entire life.
Now, though, when she's mad at me, she just threatens to tell Mr. Itchy about whatever it is we're arguing about.
Mrs. Dr. Shades: "He never does the dishes. I swear if it wasn't for me he'd be living out in the yard eating pine cones. And another thing, would it kill him to walk the dog? That dog gets less exercise than our treadmill, which hasn't moved in 4 years. And have I told you about his morning routine? Who flosses, eats, and flosses again? Honestly?"
Itchy: "Hold up, hold up. I'm writing as fast as I can."
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
TBM ex-boyfriend to me, upon breaking up: "You know how in life, you may really want the cheeseburger, but you end up picking the salad, because it's healthier for you? Well, Hally, you are a cheeseburger."
Are you Cheeseburger from RfM by any chance? I've always wondered why she adopted that sign-on name. If you are her, it would make perfect sense. Is that you?
TBM ex-boyfriend to me, upon breaking up: "You know how in life, you may really want the cheeseburger, but you end up picking the salad, because it's healthier for you? Well, Hally, you are a cheeseburger."
Talk about reinforcing the stereotype that men think of women as a piece of meat. Good job ex-boyfriend/idiot.
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
TBM ex-boyfriend to me, upon breaking up: "You know how in life, you may really want the cheeseburger, but you end up picking the salad, because it's healthier for you? Well, Hally, you are a cheeseburger."
Talk about reinforcing the stereotype that men think of women as a piece of meat. Good job ex-boyfriend/idiot.
So you don't think he was saying she's like a high fat, high salt diet that takes like heaven but ruins the waistline? I was thinking he was saying she's heaven, but she's not good for him or his health. He wants an exciting cheeseburger but he knows he'll be healthier with a boring salad. Doesn't say much for his taste in women, but at least he's saying she tastes heavenly.
harmony wrote:So you don't think he was saying she's like a high fat, high salt diet that takes like heaven but ruins the waistline? I was thinking he was saying she's heaven, but she's not good for him or his health. He wants an exciting cheeseburger but he knows he'll be healthier with a boring salad. Doesn't say much for his taste in women, but at least he's saying she tastes heavenly.
That too. I was kinda being sarcastic ;).
Perhaps he could have thought of a better simile than a hamburger and a salad. Personally I try to avoid comparing a girl to an all beef patty with a slice of cheese and the special sauce between an all white sesame seed bun.
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
Bond...James Bond wrote:That too. I was kinda being sarcastic ;).
Perhaps he could have thought of a better simile than a hamburger and a salad. Personally I try to avoid comparing a girl to an all beef patty with a slice of cheese and the special sauce between an all white sesame seed bun.
At least he didn't say it was because she has more than one earring hole, so she wasn't obedient enough to the prophet to be his wife.