How come Joseph Smith didn't know there were no horses nor European domesticated animals in the Americas during the Book of Mormon time frame?
Due to the sedimentary process, the Seer Stone entries on many facets of the Nephite experience, such as with domesticated animals and cultivars, were garbled. It was later revealed that the horses mentioned in the book were actually tapirs of unusual size.
SALT LAKE CITY - Even The Church of Jesus Christ has released details of its revolutionary new member recruitment procedure.
A new member receives Mormon truth stimulus via electrode attachments
This new procedure being conducted at the Intermountain Health Care Center in Murray, Utah will hopefully stem the tide of flat growth for the former Mormon Church. Dr. Egon H. Spengler, of the First Quorum of LDS Experimental Surgeons, hopes that the new trial of electrode implantations will result in an entirely new breed of converts who will remain active and impervious to the historical information now plaguing the current LDS Millennials and Gen Z. Dr. Spengler adds, "So far the Brethren are very happy with our work. We aim to make them even happier with new converts who will stand to attention even before the Brethren enter a room".
The Pepsi Challenge was always a bit rigged: People always prefer a sip of the sweeter product, but if they have to drink the entire can, they will choose another religion. Additionally, they would save 10% of their soda expenditures. Of course, there is always a chance these consumers might not enter into the highest echelons of Pepsi World in the great beyond times nor marry multiple curvaceous 2-liter bottles, let alone be eligible to inherit their own soft drink distribution center.