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How come Joseph Smith didn't know there were no horses nor European domesticated animals in the Americas during the Book of Mormon time frame?
Due to the sedimentary process, the Seer Stone entries on many facets of the Nephite experience, such as with domesticated animals and cultivars, were garbled. It was later revealed that the horses mentioned in the book were actually tapirs of unusual size.

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SALT LAKE CITY - Even The Church of Jesus Christ has released details of its revolutionary new member recruitment procedure.
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A new member receives Mormon truth stimulus via electrode attachments

This new procedure being conducted at the Intermountain Health Care Center in Murray, Utah will hopefully stem the tide of flat growth for the former Mormon Church. Dr. Egon H. Spengler, of the First Quorum of LDS Experimental Surgeons, hopes that the new trial of electrode implantations will result in an entirely new breed of converts who will remain active and impervious to the historical information now plaguing the current LDS Millennials and Gen Z. Dr. Spengler adds, "So far the Brethren are very happy with our work. We aim to make them even happier with new converts who will stand to attention even before the Brethren enter a room".
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The Pepsi and Mormon Challenge

The Pepsi Challenge was always a bit rigged: People always prefer a sip of the sweeter product, but if they have to drink the entire can, they will choose another religion. Additionally, they would save 10% of their soda expenditures. Of course, there is always a chance these consumers might not enter into the highest echelons of Pepsi World in the great beyond times nor marry multiple curvaceous 2-liter bottles, let alone be eligible to inherit their own soft drink distribution center.
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The Kinderhook Plates tell the story of the Great Joseph that appears in the sky every October 31st evening. He hands out candy to all young men who follow him and all young ladies who agree to be his wife.
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Which is a photo of The Wild Bunch?
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This should encourage anti-Mormons to attack John Dehlin:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/h12sg1Yn_KQ
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Moksha wrote:
Sat May 13, 2023 1:26 pm
This should encourage anti-Mormons to attack John Dehlin:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/h12sg1Yn_KQ
That may encourage everyone to attack John Dehlin. :lol:
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PROVO - The Paul H. Dunn Biological Laboratory at Brigham Young University in conjunction with Sorenson Research has uncovered new findings in regard to the properties of the human double X chromosome.

LDS Authorities have long taught that only males are the qualified bearers of the Melchizedek and Levitical (Aaronic) Priesthoods. Now the LDS scientists at these two distinguished institutions have discovered that eligibility for the priesthood only occurs in the absence of the missing genetic material found on the Y chromosome. They found that having the full complement of the genetic material of the second X chromosome canceled out priesthood eligibility.

BYU biologist N. Dylan Ruth said, "We have yet to determine why the extra genetic material tends to have this effect, but we are speculating that it has something to do with valiancy in the Pre-Existence. Some combination of amino acids on the second X strand represents both a badge of discommendation from any priesthood eligibility, as well as signifying a potential qualification for Motherhood."
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Part of the Mormon Temple ceremony was reenacted in a BYU apartment.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gzLjQr4aFyw
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