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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2023 12:27 am
by Moksha
How come Joseph Smith didn't know there were no horses nor European domesticated animals in the Americas during the Book of Mormon time frame?
Due to the sedimentary process, the Seer Stone entries on many facets of the Nephite experience, such as with domesticated animals and cultivars, were garbled. It was later revealed that the horses mentioned in the book were actually tapirs of unusual size.
Hope that helps.
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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2023 12:31 am
by Moksha
SALT LAKE CITY - Even The Church of Jesus Christ has released details of its revolutionary new member recruitment procedure.
A new member receives Mormon truth stimulus via electrode attachments
This new procedure being conducted at the Intermountain Health Care Center in Murray, Utah will hopefully stem the tide of flat growth for the former Mormon Church. Dr. Egon H. Spengler, of the First Quorum of LDS Experimental Surgeons, hopes that the new trial of electrode implantations will result in an entirely new breed of converts who will remain active and impervious to the historical information now plaguing the current LDS Millennials and Gen Z. Dr. Spengler adds, "So far the Brethren are very happy with our work. We aim to make them even happier with new converts who will stand to attention even before the Brethren enter a room".
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 3:15 pm
by Moksha
The Pepsi and Mormon Challenge
The Pepsi Challenge was always a bit rigged: People always prefer a sip of the sweeter product, but if they have to drink the entire can, they will choose another religion. Additionally, they would save 10% of their soda expenditures. Of course, there is always a chance these consumers might not enter into the highest echelons of Pepsi World in the great beyond times nor marry multiple curvaceous 2-liter bottles, let alone be eligible to inherit their own soft drink distribution center.
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2023 12:31 pm
by Moksha
The Kinderhook Plates tell the story of the Great Joseph that appears in the sky every October 31st evening. He hands out candy to all young men who follow him and all young ladies who agree to be his wife.
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2023 4:44 pm
by Moksha
Which is a photo of The Wild Bunch?
Don't Mess with a Missionary Man
Posted: Wed May 10, 2023 9:18 am
by bill4long
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 1:26 pm
by Moksha
This should encourage anti-Mormons to attack John Dehlin:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/h12sg1Yn_KQ
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2023 12:50 am
by bill4long
That may encourage
everyone to attack John Dehlin.
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 9:47 pm
by Moksha
PROVO - The Paul H. Dunn Biological Laboratory at Brigham Young University in conjunction with Sorenson Research has uncovered new findings in regard to the properties of the human double X chromosome.
LDS Authorities have long taught that only males are the qualified bearers of the Melchizedek and Levitical (Aaronic) Priesthoods. Now the LDS scientists at these two distinguished institutions have discovered that eligibility for the priesthood only occurs in the absence of the missing genetic material found on the Y chromosome. They found that having the full complement of the genetic material of the second X chromosome canceled out priesthood eligibility.
BYU biologist N. Dylan Ruth said, "We have yet to determine why the extra genetic material tends to have this effect, but we are speculating that it has something to do with valiancy in the Pre-Existence. Some combination of amino acids on the second X strand represents both a badge of discommendation from any priesthood eligibility, as well as signifying a potential qualification for Motherhood."
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2023 1:25 pm
by Moksha
Part of the Mormon Temple ceremony was reenacted in a BYU apartment.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gzLjQr4aFyw
