Petitioning the Prophet, Seer and Revelator for Some Honest, Straightforward Answers

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Petitioning the Prophet, Seer and Revelator for Some Honest, Straightforward Answers

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I'm going to craft a petition with the following questions, and FedEx it to office of the President, Prophet, Seer and Revelator of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, 50 E North Temple St, Salt Lake City, UT 84150.

Public comment requested.

Dear Sir,

1. What is a "curelom"?
2. What did Joseph Smith see on the Seer Stone when he uttered "curelom" to his scribe?
3. What did Joseph Smith see on the Seer Stone when he uttered "horse", "elephant", "ox", "goat" and "ass" to his scribe?
4. When Joseph Smith uttered the King James text of Isaiah to his scribe, did he see the text of the King James text of Isaiah on the Seer Stone?
5. If the answer to question 4 is "no", what exactly did Joseph see on the Seer Stone when translating the Isaiah text?
6. What is the name of Pharaoh (above his head) in Book of Abraham facsimile #3?

A clear, straightforward answer to these questions will be eternally appreciated. Many sincere thanks in advance!

With the Very Warmest of Regards,
Bill Wagner, Fishers Indiana [and all attached signatories.]
Please let me know in private message if you are willing to sign your name to the above petition.

Bill/Mike/Fine-Business-Operator, the Unholy Trinity
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So was the seer stone text-based like DOS or could it handle graphics like windows? If it sensed that Joseph did not know what a tapir was, did it immediately substitute the word horse? Did it have any hyperlinks?

Pity that Joseph did not make a backup of the 116 pages on whatever operating system the seer stone had, however, if the system's AI was advanced enough to do the tapir substitution, it should have a built-in backup.
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That would be interesting if he actually would use the seer stone to fund out the answers. Of course, we all know it won't really work, so we are bound to get some sort of reassurance and faith promoting ad lib. But be assured, Heavenly Father loves us far more than we can comprehend, and we are far more important and great than we suppose...
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Only men can be prophets.

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This is how I interpret God's word.

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Shulem wrote:
Fri May 27, 2022 1:24 pm
The future looks bright.

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Dang. Oh lordy. :lol:
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Moksha wrote:
Fri May 27, 2022 8:07 am
So was the seer stone text-based like DOS or could it handle graphics like windows? If it sensed that Joseph did not know what a tapir was, did it immediately substitute the word horse? Did it have any hyperlinks?

Pity that Joseph did not make a backup of the 116 pages on whatever operating system the seer stone had, however, if the system's AI was advanced enough to do the tapir substitution, it should have a built-in backup.
The memory in the Seer Stone was only 2K.
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bill4long wrote:
Fri May 27, 2022 4:01 am
I'm going to craft a petition with the following questions, and FedEx it to office of the President, Prophet, Seer and Revelator of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, 50 E North Temple St, Salt Lake City, UT 84150.

Public comment requested.

Dear Sir,

1. What is a "curelom"?
2. What did Joseph Smith see on the Seer Stone when he uttered "curelom" to his scribe?
3. What did Joseph Smith see on the Seer Stone when he uttered "horse", "elephant", "ox", "goat" and "ass" to his scribe?
4. When Joseph Smith uttered the King James text of Isaiah to his scribe, did he see the text of the King James text of Isaiah on the Seer Stone?
5. If the answer to question 4 is "no", what exactly did Joseph see on the Seer Stone when translating the Isaiah text?
6. What is the name of Pharaoh (above his head) in Book of Abraham facsimile #3?

A clear, straightforward answer to these questions will be eternally appreciated. Many sincere thanks in advance!

With the Very Warmest of Regards,
Bill Wagner, Fishers Indiana [and all attached signatories.]
Please let me know in private message if you are willing to sign your name to the above petition.

Bill/Mike/Fine-Business-Operator, the Unholy Trinity
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