Events on Earth 2

[Res Ipsa]

The Totality Eclipse not hitting Salt Lake or Arrakis proves that both the Book of Mormon and the Dune series are true!

Was that funny?

I thought so. But humor through absurdity is hit or miss.

[Moksha]

Good news for preppers on Earth 1: The Yellowstone caldera is not due to erupt for another 90,000 years. That will give us time to build many new LDS temples.

Oh yeah, the good news... while it will wipe out life in North America, that does not mean the extinction of the human race. Let's hope they build a Tasmanian temple and a millennial bunker for the Brethren underground in Samoa.

[bill4long]

Can you prove fairies and unicorns don't exist?

Fairies, unicorns, and Book of Mormon lands may very well exist on Earth 2. It is after all, the place where all of Nibley's footnotes exist with full documentation and can be read by anyone dressed as a Nephite Priest or Roman Centurian.

Well, if you put it that way.

[Moksha]

Dear City Planning Commission,

Temple Steeples of 1000 ft. height can serve as aviation beacons and broadcast towers helping guide the Star Cruisers from Kolob. Thus it is an important part of the Mormon faith.

Plus, it lets the peasantry know to bow down.

Thank you for your consideration in this matter.

PS. This has nothing to do with us becoming God of our own planets which we absolutely do not do, honest.