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Re: Strange Results from Heaven War
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2025 11:15 pm
by Everybody Wang Chung
Re: Strange Results from Heaven War
Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2025 12:34 am
by Everybody Wang Chung
Re: Strange Results from Heaven War
Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2025 1:44 am
by Everybody Wang Chung
Daniel C. Peterson pictured here after just being informed by Allen Wyatt that they now have the social security number of every widow in Parowan:

Re: Strange Results from Heaven War
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2025 4:43 pm
by Everybody Wang Chung
Re: Strange Results from Heaven War
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2025 4:45 pm
by Everybody Wang Chung
Re: Strange Results from Heaven War
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2025 9:49 am
by Moksha
Physiological effects of religion: Hindu Yogis and Mormon Elders can slow their breathing and make their brains stop.
Re: Strange Results from Heaven War
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2025 9:48 am
by Moksha
A joke told by a Mormon elder:
Jesus is protecting the woman taken in adultery. He declares to the crowd, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone!"
A moment later, a rock comes flying out of the crowd and strikes the woman. Jesus rolls his eyes and yells, "Joseph Smith, you are supposed to be working as the Holy Ghost right now."

Re: Strange Results from Heaven War
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2025 10:08 pm
by bill4long
Moksha wrote: ↑Sat Mar 29, 2025 9:48 am
That's funny. (I'm not a Republican and didn't vote for Trump.)
I ask you: do you disavow political violence and property destruction?
Re: Strange Results from Heaven War
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2025 3:36 am
by Moksha
bill4long wrote: ↑Wed Apr 02, 2025 10:08 pm
That's funny. (I'm not a Republican and didn't vote for Trump.)
I ask you: do you disavow political violence and property destruction?
Let me ask you, do you disavow the application of Cheeto dust to the human face?
Re: Strange Results from Heaven War
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2025 3:14 pm
by bill4long
Moksha wrote: ↑Thu Apr 03, 2025 3:36 am
bill4long wrote: ↑Wed Apr 02, 2025 10:08 pm
That's funny. (I'm not a Republican and didn't vote for Trump.)
I ask you: do you disavow political violence and property destruction?
Let me ask you, do you disavow the application of Cheeto dust to the human face?
To my face, most certainly yes.