North side, east side
Harmony wears the crown, she wears an anti-Mormon frown
Viscious, suspicious
She drives them wild with her ring around the rosie shuffle down
And Cricket with her willies, feeling uptight
'Cause with Harmony around they can stay and fight
Slander, salamander, they go to town
'Cos those anti-Momrons never will, go home
But you can't push Coggins 'round
That's a no go
Now they got the sceamin' wiliies now, oh no
Those little anti-Mormons wont go home.
In church, big smirk
Screaming chilly williy's drive them wild for a season and a while
Firesides, bromides Cricket makes them silly with her liberal weenie whiny style
Coggins done chase cricket down though the Hall
with a cat 'o nine noodles and a pregnant Barbie doll
But laugh cricket laugh and don't care at all.
Don't laugh, brain cramp, its all camp, camp
'Cos those anti-Momrons never will, go home
But you can't push Coggins 'round
That's a no go
Now they got the sceamin' wiliies now, oh no
Those little anti-Mormons wont go home.
Anti-Mormons, Mormons won't, Mormons won't, Mormons won't
Anti-Mormons, Mormons won't, Mormons won't, Mormons won't
Anti-Mormons, Mormons won't, Mormons won't, Mormons won't
Anti-Mormons, Mormons won't, Mormons won't, Mormons won't
But you can't push Coggins 'round
That's a no go
Now they got the sceamin' wiliies now, oh no
Those little anti-Mormons wont go home.
Words and music by Johann Sabastian Coggins the 39th.
All rights reserved. Any unauthorized copying or reproduction of
these lyrics are punishable by baptism into the Mormon church and
prolonged exposure to the song "You Were Always On My Mind But
I Wanna Rock And Roll All Night And Party Every Day" by
Screamin' Willy Nelson.