I'm a bishop!

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_Trevor
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Pokatator wrote:Dear Bishop Trevor

I I I I I only did it until I nneeeeddddddedd glasses.

How many hail Mary's er I mean hail Joseph's do I owe?

In the name Cheese n Crackers

Amen


And a fine Mahoc to you sir!

I am well on my way to my spectacle endowment.
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”
_Trevor
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Sweet Jebus!!!

I have progressed all the way up to the High Council.

Well, I feel like I would be truly ungrateful if I did not take this opportunity to thank all of the little people in my ward. I will not forget you as I ascend to stakewide glory. Every now and then I will deign to leave my loftier sphere to visit you in your lower kingdom. There I will treat you to long, dry talks in order to lull you into a sense of carnal security, and then I will wrap a tender thread around your neck and lead you carefully down to hell.

Ooopps. Ignore everything I said after "long dry talks."
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”
_Yoda

Re: I'm a bishop!

Post by _Yoda »

Trevor wrote:
liz3564 wrote:If you're relishing in your newly found power now, just wait until you're a God!

;)


I can't wait! Who can I pay off? What will it take? I'm so many posts away! Aaagghhhh!


Since you're now officially part of my harem, we may be able to negotiate something.

;)
_Trevor
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Post by _Trevor »

liz3564 wrote:Since you're now officially part of my harem, we may be able to negotiate something.

;)


As a famous bald actor once said, membership has its priviliges. ;-)
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”
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