Was Nephi a Neanderthal ?

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_Zoidberg
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Post by _Zoidberg »

Doctor Steuss wrote:
Zoidberg wrote:
LifeOnaPlate wrote:Humans aren't mammals!!! Neither are whales. We both swim, clearly.


Are you saying we are fish? Perhaps this is the next step:

<snip pic>

Maybe Kurt Vonnegut was onto something in Galapagos after all.


No doubt about it. Except humans evolved into seal-like creatures, if memory serves. Seals are so cute!

That reminds me of my favorite slogan:

Club sandwiches, not seals!
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_LifeOnaPlate
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Post by _LifeOnaPlate »

I generally dislike sloganry.
One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!

-Omar Khayaam

*Be on the lookout for the forthcoming album from Jiminy Finn and the Moneydiggers.*
_moksha
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Post by _moksha »

LifeOnaPlate, being knowledgable about the Journal of Discourses, you should check this thread out:
http://community.beliefnet.com/forums/showthread.php?p=17945&mode=linear#post17945
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_LifeOnaPlate
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Post by _LifeOnaPlate »

moksha wrote:LifeOnaPlate, being knowledgable about the Journal of Discourses, you should check this thread out:
http://community.beliefnet.com/forums/showthread.php?p=17945&mode=linear#post17945


My favorite part of the thread, poster Me says:

SALVATION
Brigham Young, 1:1

SPIRITUAL COMMUNICATION
Parley P. Pratt, 1:6

ELDER JOHN TAYLOR’S MISSION TO EUROPE IN 1849-1852
John Taylor, 1:16


What happened to 1:2, 1:3, 1:4, 1:5, 1:7...

There is more stuff missing than there is present. The people who where in the audience when the 1:2 speech was given ate that stuff up like it was God Almighty doing the talking. Now that material is gone, poof, adios.


Apparently, Me has never heard of "page numbers."
One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!

-Omar Khayaam

*Be on the lookout for the forthcoming album from Jiminy Finn and the Moneydiggers.*
_karl61
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Post by _karl61 »

moksha wrote:LifeOnaPlate, being knowledgable about the Journal of Discourses, you should check this thread out:
http://community.beliefnet.com/forums/showthread.php?p=17945&mode=linear#post17945


You could make the best comic books with the JODs. It's really like a gold mine to the center of the earth that no one has tapped into. You just need super heros to laugh at the early church leaders and tell them how dumb their thoughts are.
I want to fly!
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