I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

[_Coggins7]

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
My Bishop and SP are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmans
Cause' exmos like me are so bad

I left my roach clip at the ward;
Somebody snitched on me.
In Sacrament I sleep and snore;
Somebody snitched on me.

I like to drink when I get riled,
I'm an exmo problem child,
I got caught watching Girls Gone Wild,
Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
My Bishop and SP are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmans
Cause' exmos like me are so bad

At Seminary I got drunk;
Somebody snitched on me.
I said the Bishop was a punk;
Somebody snitched on me.

The Bishop's daughter had to go,
Three months pregnant don't you know,
I can't stay here in Provo,
Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
My Bishop and SP are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Cause' exmos like me are so bad

I won't be passing sacrement,
Somebody snitched on me.
'Cause of the wayward way I went,
Somebody snitched on me.

Next year I might just repent,
Next year I might just relent,
Then again I might dissent,
Somebody snitched on me.

So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.

Cha Cha Cha...

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[_Mercury]

Merry Christmas Coggy: