Mark E. Peterson Never Saw His Wife Naked

[_Tidejwe]

I've been married to my wife for 44 years, and never once have seen her body uncovered". Again there was silence. What a joke; implicit in his remarks was the idea that sex is ONLY for procreation, and the visual enjoyment of bodies is dirty, not beautiful.

Heh, this reminds me of a seminary teacher who used to tell all his students that sex was for procreation ONLY. He would tell everyone that He'd only had sex with his wife 4 times since they were married. Any guesses as to how many kids he had? ...MORON...

With many people I know, it takes more than one time to finally get pregnant. And even after getting pregnant, I know a few who miscarry before birth.

Yes of course. It was just interesting that he'd claim he'd only had sex 4 times and also consequently had 4 kids. Statistically speaking, he's either REALLY LUCKY with his timing, or a hypocritical liar. I lean toward guessing the latter...

[_bcspace]

A poster over on RFM named Chimes claimed the following:


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Apparently the question was raised in prior weeks/months, and bishops and the Stake Pres were attempting to give counsel. The Regional rep of the 12 got wind of this, and guess what? They immediately scheduled Mark E. Peterson to address our Stake at the next Stake conference!

During this "meeting", actually a dictator-style lecture by Elder Peterson, it was said very sternly that oral sex is an abomination, and had no place in marital relations. wow, you could have heard a pin drop. Peterson wielded a mighty, authoritative presence. And he was a bit cranky. He seemed displeased that this was even an isssue!

He also spoke during our regular conference meeting. A long, boring tirade. He somewhat carried this "purity in marriage" theme over. I clearly remember him saying "you know, I've been married to my wife for 44 years, and never once have seen her body uncovered". Again there was silence. What a joke; implicit in his remarks was the idea that sex is ONLY for procreation, and the visual enjoyment of bodies is dirty, not beautiful.

Sounds anecdotal to me. Such stories I think are often exaggerated. But if true, Proverbs 5:18-19 ought to cure that real quick. Frankly, some of us LDS need to relax and realize we can have, and are encouraged to have, all the sloppy spouse sex we want.

[_Gazelam]

sloppy spouse sex

Does this involve condiments of some sort?

[_harmony]

sloppy spouse sex

Does this involve condiments of some sort?

Is whipped cream a condiment?

[_bcspace]

sloppy spouse sex

Does this involve condiments of some sort?

Thy plants are an orchard of pomegranates, with pleasant fruits; camphire, with spikenard,
Spikenard and saffron; calamus and cinnamon, with all trees of frankincense; myrrh and aloes, with all the chief spices:
A fountain of gardens, a well of living waters, and streams from Lebanon.
Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.
SS 4:13-16

Is whipped cream a condiment?

No. But perhaps for you, the whip can be worked into the schedule......lol

[_Yoda]

sloppy spouse sex

Does this involve condiments of some sort?

Thy plants are an orchard of pomegranates, with pleasant fruits; camphire, with spikenard,
Spikenard and saffron; calamus and cinnamon, with all trees of frankincense; myrrh and aloes, with all the chief spices:
A fountain of gardens, a well of living waters, and streams from Lebanon.
Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.
SS 4:13-16

Is whipped cream a condiment?

No. But perhaps for you, the whip can be worked into the schedule......lol

You're confusing Harmony and me. I'm the dominatrix of the forum. ;)

[_Coggins7]

Please, not another sex thread...

[_bcspace]

You're confusing Harmony and me. I'm the dominatrix of the forum. ;)

Oh, I'm quite expert at wielding the tools of the trade...Proverbs 26:3

[_Yoda]

You're confusing Harmony and me. I'm the dominatrix of the forum. ;)

Oh, I'm quite expert at wielding the tools of the trade...Proverbs 26:3

LOL! Naughty boy!

;)