The Ballad of Boaz And Lidia

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Boaz was in rehab
When he read his first Decker book
Godmakers, I think it was
But he never took a second look
Now he's an exmo
With a mind full of sand
Now he's found a message board
It's anti-Mormon land

Don't you know?

Boaz told his Bishop
"Hey, Bishop, I'm through and done
Lidia is comin' with me
These Church standards, they ain't no fun
Boaz went out the door
With a sparkle in his eye
Boaz said "don't worry Bishop"
Peter Pan can fly

Don't you know?

Yeah...yeah...


Don't you know that you're in apostasy.
Don't you know
Don't you know
Don't you know its a great monstrosity
And all the world will love you just as long
As you're too blind to see

Boaz is a bigot
Went straight to the message boards
Suddenly the exmos loved
To hear him froth and roar
Watchin' the world go by
Wishin' he had a life
Boaz looked around him and said
"Hey! I got an anti-Mormon wife"

Don't you know?
Don't you know?

Don't you know that you're in apostasy.
Don't you know
Don't you know
Don't you know its a great monstrosity
And all the world will love you just as long
As you're too blind to see

Lidia and Boaz, reeled two and fro
Kicking the pricks, telling lies and blowing smoke
Babylon shines and gleams like a diamond in the rough
The thing about Babylon, you can never get enough

Don't you know?

Don't you know that you're in apostasy.
Don't you know
Don't you know
Don't you know its a great monstrosity
And all the world will love you just as long
As you're too blind to see