Did Joseph Smith ever dig up anything that was NOT amazing?

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Re: Did Joseph Smith ever dig up anything that was NOT amazi

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sunstoned wrote:Don't forget about Joseph Smith finding the exact same stone Alter that Adam had built.


ah yes, I forgot about that one. Another amazing thing Joseph Smith stumbled upon. It wasn't just a pile of rocks that someone made, it was THE alter built by Adam.
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I bet he once found something that resembled petrified human feces and pronounced it was the crap from Nephi's bunghole and it doeth not stinketh!
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Adam's altar

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sunstoned wrote:
SatanWasSetUp wrote:Joseph Smith dug up so many incredible artifacts, Indiana Jones would be envious. ...
Don't forget about Joseph Smith finding the exact same stone Alter that Adam had built. I don't know which is more amazing, that it remained in tacked after all those centuries and after being buried in water durning the great flood, or that people are gullible enough to believe this crap.

The most amazing is that it remained in tacked after all those centuries and it totally disappeared in the next 160+ years.
Was it brought back to Kolob by Moroni?
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Boaz & Lidia wrote:I bet he once found something that resembled petrified human feces and pronounced it was the crap from Nephi's bunghole and it doeth not stinketh!


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Post by _Mercury »

silentkid wrote:
Boaz & Lidia wrote:I bet he once found something that resembled petrified human feces and pronounced it was the crap from Nephi's bunghole and it doeth not stinketh!


coprolite


A nephite coprolite...I'm a poet and don't know it!
And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space...and meaning
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