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_harmony
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moksha wrote:It would be fun if Scratch attended and sat incognito at the MAD luncheon table.


LOL! And they would never know. I used the same concept when I told DCP to look around at the women the next time he went through the temple; any of them could be harmony. He was not amused...
_Alter Idem
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Boaz & Lidia wrote:
Alter Idem wrote:Do any of the critics attend the Wednesday night get-together that's open for all message boarders? Are the ex-FAIR board members allowed--or are they encouraged not to come? Just wondering if any of those who live in the Salt lake area and have been banned from Madb ever attend. I think that would make for a very interesting evening! Who knows...maybe it would lessen some of the animosity between the two boards if people could meet in person and socialize in a real life enviroment.
My good god damn. What, and then you all could play a friendly game of soccer and volleyball on the lawn at the stake center, then dance with each other in the gym-Ad-nauseam and drink de-caff colas?

At 9pm you all can gather around the fire for a testimony meeting. They come to bear em and we are there to bury em.

Years later some idiot TBM film maker would make a movie about it called "All Quiet on the Mo'pologetic Front"???

Of course there is animosities between the two fronts!!! They all think we are ravenous apostates who are destined for the rancid pit of hell, and we think that they are goddamned brainless stupid twits.


So I guess that means you and your lovely wife won't be attending.
_skippy the dead
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Post by _skippy the dead »

Alter Idem wrote:So I guess that means you and your lovely wife won't be attending.


LOL!
I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe / But at least I'm enjoying the ride.
-Grateful Dead (lyrics by John Perry Barlow)
_Gazelam
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Porter,

My good god damn. What, and then you all could play a friendly game of soccer and volleyball on the lawn at the stake center, then dance with each other in the gym-Ad-nauseam and drink de-caff colas? At 9pm you all can gather around the fire for a testimony meeting. They come to bear em and we are there to bury em.


Will there be S'mores? I think we should make Smores together.
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
_harmony
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Gazelam wrote:Porter,

My good god damn. What, and then you all could play a friendly game of soccer and volleyball on the lawn at the stake center, then dance with each other in the gym-Ad-nauseam and drink de-caff colas? At 9pm you all can gather around the fire for a testimony meeting. They come to bear em and we are there to bury em.


Will there be S'mores? I think we should make Smores together.


I suspect there are laws against open fires in SLC in mid-August.
_LifeOnaPlate
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Post by _LifeOnaPlate »

harmony wrote:
Gazelam wrote:Porter,

My good god damn. What, and then you all could play a friendly game of soccer and volleyball on the lawn at the stake center, then dance with each other in the gym-Ad-nauseam and drink de-caff colas? At 9pm you all can gather around the fire for a testimony meeting. They come to bear em and we are there to bury em.


Will there be S'mores? I think we should make Smores together.


I suspect there are laws against open fires in SLC in mid-August.


Especially open fires indoors. And microwave s'mores are gross.
One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!

-Omar Khayaam

*Be on the lookout for the forthcoming album from Jiminy Finn and the Moneydiggers.*
_Gazelam
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harmony wrote:
Gazelam wrote:Porter,

My good god damn. What, and then you all could play a friendly game of soccer and volleyball on the lawn at the stake center, then dance with each other in the gym-Ad-nauseam and drink de-caff colas? At 9pm you all can gather around the fire for a testimony meeting. They come to bear em and we are there to bury em.


Will there be S'mores? I think we should make Smores together.


I suspect there are laws against open fires in SLC in mid-August.


What if the Sons of Levi are in charge of the fire?
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
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