Gazelam wrote:Any Mormon who would support gay mariage should be stripped naked and beat with a rubber hose, then excommunicated.
I don't know. I think I'd beat them with a rubber hose and then...oh wait. OK. I'd strip them naked, excommunicate them, and then beat them with a rubber hose on general principles. Or...uh...OK. I'd strip them naked, beat them with a rubber hose, and then excommunicate the rubber hose.
I'll have to think about that one. Frankly, I think they should be stripped naked, waterboarded (to make them confess their membership in the Democratic Party) and made to walk around with woman's underwear on their heads, but that's just a personal preference.