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[_Mister Scratch]

Oh? What would you like me to apologize for, Prof. P.?

You should cease your weird, continual, long-standing, obsessive, anonymous, public crusade to defame me, and you should apologize for it.

That's awfully vague, Professor P., and I think that is an inaccurate description of my posts. I have no interest in "defaming" you. My interest has always been primarily in discussing Mopologetics. Sure: you wind up getting discussed quite a bit, but that is to be expected, since you are the highest-ranking and highest-paid apologist. It is similar to the way that one would expect the Pres. of the U.S. to be a frequent topic of discussion on a political messageboard.

Anyways, if you have a specific instance where you feel my aim was to "defame" you, then please present it. I would like the opportunity to apologize if I've genuinely done wrong.

But I don't expect you to, and I'm not losing any sleep over it.

I'll gladly apologize if you can point to a specific thing I've done wrong.

In the meantime, though, you might want to consider at least saying you're sorry for perpetually leaving my garbage strewn up and down the street after rifling through my trash cans, scratching my window panes with your binoculars, trampling on my flower beds with your ladders, and causing static on my telephone and television with your electronic listening devices.

I do not, nor would I ever do, any such thing. If someone really is doing that to you, I would advise you to contact the police. I hope, too, that the others on the board will have the decency not to ridicule you and accuse you of paranoia due to what you've just said.

[_Daniel Peterson]

you are the . . . highest-paid apologist.

$$$$$!

you are the highest-ranking . . . apologist.

My official title is Supreme High Enchilada of Sophistry and Sultan of the Twenty Holy Falsehoods.

Anyways, if you have a specific instance where you feel my aim was to "defame" you, then please present it. I would like the opportunity to apologize if I've genuinely done wrong.

Good grief. I still think it's a theatrical performance. But I could be wrong. You may actually be in earnest. (The world's a very strange place.)

In the meantime, though, you might want to consider at least saying you're sorry for perpetually leaving my garbage strewn up and down the street after rifling through my trash cans, scratching my window panes with your binoculars, trampling on my flower beds with your ladders, and causing static on my telephone and television with your electronic listening devices.

I do not, nor would I ever do, any such thing. If someone really is doing that to you, I would advise you to contact the police. I hope, too, that the others on the board will have the decency not to ridicule you and accuse you of paranoia due to what you've just said.

I suspect that many others here have what might be termed a capacity to distinguish seriousness from jest.

[_moksha]

My official title is Supreme High Enchilada of Sophistry and Sultan of the Twenty Holy Falsehoods.

Upon attaining this office, did you have to bend over and assume the position while shrieking, "Thank you Authority, may I have another?"

[_Mister Scratch]

Anyways, if you have a specific instance where you feel my aim was to "defame" you, then please present it. I would like the opportunity to apologize if I've genuinely done wrong.

Good grief. I still think it's a theatrical performance. But I could be wrong. You may actually be in earnest. (The world's a very strange place.)

Not a single example? Well, in that case, I would appreciate it if you would withdraw the false accusation you made against me.

I do not, nor would I ever do, any such thing. If someone really is doing that to you, I would advise you to contact the police. I hope, too, that the others on the board will have the decency not to ridicule you and accuse you of paranoia due to what you've just said.

I suspect that many others here have what might be termed a capacity to distinguish seriousness from jest.

Even "jest" having to do with FARMS and taxes?

[_Daniel Peterson]

I would appreciate it if you would withdraw the false accusation you made against me.

Consider it done.

I withdraw all the false accusations I've ever made against either you or Mae West.

Even "jest" having to do with FARMS and taxes?

I wasn't alone in not recognizing Gadianton's comment as a joke. Several here -- and by no means all of them brain-dead Morgbots like myself -- also took it seriously.

Gadianton and the rest of us have moved past that Important Incident. You're welcome to do so, as well.

The comments of mine that have you so deliciously nervous and upset, or pretending to be so, were, however, pretty obvious jokes, and there doesn't seem to be anybody here besides you who didn't instantly realize that.

[_antishock8]

Nothing has changed.

Daniel Peterson is a paid hack.

Mr. Scratch is determined to harass said paid hack because said paid hack is a lying, deceitful, fatass.

Really. There's not more than that.

[_Daniel Peterson]

I have to agree. antishock 8 has summed it up pretty well.