can Spirits, or God, watch us have sex?

[_The Dude]

Would the Creator of the Universe really care about your sex life? Or if you save enough for a house payment this month? Or if you find your lost car keys? The egocentric person who thinks God cares about his sex life is made for religious enslavement. So sad.

Then I saw this on the news today:

On Sunday, a Texas preacher sat on a bed near his pulpit and offered an unusual challenge to the married couples in his congregation: Have sex every day for a week.

The Sexperiment

Sadly, the church has been silent over a topic that God is not silent about... And when you think about it, God is the one who made love. He invented it, and he wants true believers to make love.

Actually the stuff on TV better than what appears on the website. Some great quotes about sex being a form of sacrament with Jesus. Having a three-way with God will really strengthen your marriage. I don't know, Seth, maybe you could convince your wife that God wants her to try some new stuff. Let your imagination run wild.

[_sunstoned]

My Bishop use to tell the youth of the ward that Jesus was with us on our dates, so don't be making out in the back seat.

[_Yoda]

Yeah, Seth, I had heard that crap before. But, it sure hasn't stopped me. LOL

[_Jason Bourne]

Honestly no and no. Never thought about God or spirits watching me have sex with my wife.

[_Mister Scratch]

For those who do get into this way of thinking, perhaps they can envision a heavenly cheering squad:

Way to go Nehor
Way to go!
Knock it out of the
ballpark son
Win one for the Gipper!

This would reduce their guilt and anxiety, unless those watching were slimers.

ROFL! Except, shouldn't it say "'flog' it out of the ballpark"?

[_marg]

Honestly no and no. Never thought about God or spirits watching me have sex with my wife.

Do you believe God and spirits exist? If so, that they do watch you on occasion?