Lent

[_Ray A]

And I thought the only benefit to being a man was peeing standing up!

Which reminds me of the book, The Great Waterfall, by I.P.Standing.

[_krose]

Ray, I thought the book Mr. Standing wrote was Yellow Waterfall.


This day always reminds me of a joke I read when I was a kid (courtesy of the evil Mr. Hefner in the late 60s, If I recall correctly):

He: "I can't, dear. It's Lent."

She: "Oh, no! To whom, and for how long?"

[_Pokatator]

If my body were a dryer, my belly button would be its sorry, broken lint trap. I've often heard of folks finding lint in their belly buttons, but never have I found so much as a scintilla of it in mine, much to my disappointment.

Perhaps it's furry man-bellies that trap lint the best? Tummy hair grabs the lint and shuffles it into the belly button where it is held hostage until one has the satisfaction of discovering it. Yes, that must be it.

And I thought the only benefit to being a man was peeing standing up!

KA

Kim, do you have an inny or an outy?

[_KimberlyAnn]

I'm waging a campaign to encourage everyone to give up mayonnaise for Lent.

So, don't eat mayo until Easter. Then you can slather the vile stuff on your ham if you want.

KA