Official 05-21-11 Rapture thread

[_Polygamy-Porter]

Post anything and everything about today, the end of times

The following truck will appear on Craigslist tomorrow:



I heard that Jesus has asked Blondie to perform at his arrival event.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g

[_hatersinmyward]

he's guna make his "money" from advertising, its guna cost a lot to plug your product on monday's show.

he'll be laughing all the way to the bank.

ehhh porter?

[_Doctor CamNC4Me]

Hello Mr. Porter,

For the End Time I did the following today:

Watered plants.

Planted new plants in planters.

Vacuumed my home.

Washed my dishes.

Went into work to take care of some business.

Drank like a fish as of about 20 minutes ago (I plan on doing this the rest of the evening).

Bought cat food.

Gave my dogs treats.

So. What's the point? Just as with Mr. Smith's failed End Times prophecy this is just another day in which another con artists has bilked the Stupid out of their money, and I ain't one of 'em.

Praise Jesus!

V/R
Dr. C to the NC

[_Polygamy-Porter]

Drank like a fish as of about 20 minutes ago (I plan on doing this the rest of the evening).

Bought cat food.

Oh dear, I hope the store was walking distance...

[_Polygamy-Porter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5mwmcit7WY

4,680 people have watched this...

[_just me]

So, did these people have a radio broadcast planned for this evening or tomorrow or something?

My day has been pretty nice. It is BEAUTIFUL outside!!!

My teenager has talked a lot about the end of the world today. I guess, being a teen, he thinks it is pretty funny. We listened to REM's It's the End of The World As We Know It.

Just kickin' back eatin' bonbons.

[_hatersinmyward]

So, did these people have a radio broadcast planned for this evening or tomorrow or something?

yep, its just blinds being robbed.

harold camping made money off of the 1994 thing and money off of today. in this economy his employees still have jobs. what do they care if people kill themselves because of what he said?

[_zeezrom]

I love the quote by a believer in this article http://www.npr.org/2011/05/22/136549351 ... =17&f=1001

"I had some skepticism but I was trying to push the skepticism away because I believed in God."

[_Polygamy-Porter]

I love the quote by a believer in this article http://www.npr.org/2011/05/22/136549351 ... =17&f=1001

"I had some skepticism but I was trying to push the skepticism away because I believed in God."

It gets BETTER:

Keith Bauer — who hopped in his minivan in Maryland and drove his family 3,000 miles to California for the Rapture.

WOW.. Can you imagine how foolish he looked and will definitely look upon his arrival back to his neighborhood and employment?? WHAT A FOOL!!!

He started his day in the bright morning sun outside the gated Camping's Oakland headquarters of Family Radio International.

"I was hoping for it because I think heaven would be a lot better than this earth," said Bauer, a tractor-trailer driver who began the voyage west last week, figuring that if he "worked last week, I wouldn't have gotten paid anyway, if the Rapture did happen."

I can hear his wife and coworkers, "What about missing a week of work with no pay??"