BYU Makes Another Top Ten List

[_Runtu]

Top Ten Douchiest Colleges in America

I have to admit it is funny:

Favorite Pickup Line: "Hi, my name is Bryce Young III, and I was wondering if you'd be willing to spare a few minutes of your time...."

Second Favorite Pickup Line: "Hi, my name is Bryce Young III. Will you marry me?"

[_rallychild]

Hahaha the best was the guilty pleasures of "so you think you can dance", Glenn Beck's book, and Mr. Pibb. That killed me.

[_MrStakhanovite]

Underground Campus Activity: Screening of Fantasia, followed by cuddle party, followed by communal "smoking" of bubble-gum cigarettes and eventual doffing of overshirts, followed by furtive, conscience-staining masturbation session.

lol