The LDS Church on Twitter. Is it official doctrine?

[_just me]

This thread is a crackup.

[_KimberlyAnn]

Every tweet is sacred.

Every tweet is great.

If a tweet is wasted,

Tom gets quite irate.



Every tweet is wanted.

Every tweet is good.

Every tweet is needed

And blessed by the Priesthood.

[_LDSToronto]

http://Twitter.com/#!/ldschurch

The LDS Church, @ldschurch Salt Lake City, UT, The Official Twitter Account for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (the Mormons), http://new.LDS.org

I wonder if they are following @Ashton...

H.

[_Bond James Bond]

Every tweet is sacred
Every tweet is great
If a tweet is wasted
God gets quite irate

[_Sethbag]

Tweets are limited to 140 characters each, right?

Well, this is just proof that the LDS Church is lead by true Prophets. They foresaw this day, all the way back in 1971, and began the Correlation program specifically to ensure that by the time this great and marvelous day came, they had whittled the Gospel message down to the point where they could deliver it in nice little 140 character chunklets. This totally explains the last couple of decades' trends in Gospel Doctrine and other manuals! How could they have known?!?

[Guest]

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[_Drifting]

"we thank thee o God for a Prophet to tweet us in these latter days..."

[_Hasa Diga Eebowai]

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