I have a testimony that Crown Royal is the only true whiskey. It has the authority to make my tongue tingle with joy -- and the holy ghost makes the whiskey dance on each taste bud. Praise Jesus, and the very alcoholic buds on my tongue follow Christ in the bottle.
I say this in the name of Jesus Christ, amen.
Paul O
Yeah, but it's blended (still excellent, though). I'm not sure how Jesus would feel about a blended whiskey. I'm thinking JC would go with a single malt. Much purer.
This, or any other post that I have made or will make in the future, is strictly my own opinion and consequently of little or no value.
"Faith is believing something you know ain't true" Twain.
If Jesus has a problem with blended whiskey, then I say, "Whip his ass".
Crown Royal whiskey is king of kings and lord of lords. The celestial kingdom is founded upon the very grains that make a Crown Royal whiskey. Jesus will just have to bow his knees or shut the hell up.