sock puppet wrote:When the 14-year old boy returned from his summer of pickin', his teeth showed visible rot from eating too much fresh pineapple and he was no longer interested in girls. Now, he was interested in boys.
Myself and other classmates were astonished. Sure, he had been a horn-dog since puberty began, but he'd always been oriented towards girls. Now, that was gone and he was openly gay, which he remains to this day. He has consistently and frequently mentioned that he had never really thought about other guys in a sexual way until he went to Hawaii, but claimed it was pretty common there at the LDS pineapple farm, and he was hit on the second day there by one of the older guys.
Anyone else heard of homosexuality over at the pineapple farm?
Is being gay a choice or something you get by birth? If this gay pineapple picker was gay from birth, then who are you to complain about his happiness in getting some?
Or, does one turn gay by choice, and here the choice was forced by the Church or its minions? Is that what you're saying?
Yahoo, what's your view on this? Do you believe the heady mix of sun, sea, sand and sweaty male bodies was sufficient for a heterosexual to suppress those natural God given urges in favour of the ones mistakenly brought on at the Pineapple Plantation?
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Well, clearly there is a direct correlation between consuming pineapple and homosexuality. If you eat too much of it too soon it'll turn you.
Either that, or you were just Gay and too young to understand it until you were sent to Hawaii to work on a male-only plantation.
I think I'll go with the pineapple theory.
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Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
My additions to the topic: -1. pina is a fourcharacter c_word in Hungarian -2. . - a crushed pineapple, a cherry, rum, an umbrella and sparklers . - pineapple juice, ginger liqueur, a drop of absinthe (or pernod), decorated with a green lily . - other MIXTURES . - please tell me, why? I prefer red wine. Without water or soda(?) or whatever. Or vodka only. Or whisky only. OK, the last two is from my youth, aeons before.
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