I was reading about Guinea Pigs with one of my children the other night. Did you know where these little guys came from? Nope, not Guinea! They came from the Book of Mormon lands! Isn't that cool? Well, I thought it was cool.
I'm sincerely disappointed the Book of Mormon never once mentions the Guinea Pig. I would like to take a moment to work them into the canon. What do you think?
Mosiah 24:13 - Add the phrase, "Yea, I will even send my people Guinea Pigs to give you extra comfort."
These little critters are very comforting, don't you think?
Zee.
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Re: Guinea Pigs
zeezrom wrote:I was reading about Guinea Pigs with one of my children the other night. Did you know where these little guys came from? Nope, not Guinea! They came from the Book of Mormon lands! Isn't that cool? Well, I thought it was cool.
I'm sincerely disappointed the Book of Mormon never once mentions the Guinea Pig. I would like to take a moment to work them into the canon. What do you think?
Mosiah 24:13 - Add the phrase, "Yea, I will even send my people Guinea Pigs to give you extra comfort."
These little critters are very comforting, don't you think?
Zee.
Well, is Guinea Pork kosher?
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