The FLOOD of NOAH did happen, but not as the Church teaches

[_Shulem]

Mak-boy,

Match the numbers with the Explanations. It's really quite simple. Don't play dumb with me, boy. I don't care to bottle feed you and burp you. Bring John Gee's quotes on the same if you care.

I'm not insecure, but you will be. I'm a big boy. Come down to the telestial board and let's discuss it. Let's talk about the slave and the names written in the writing according to the revelation of your founding prophet who lied to every one who listened to him.

Paul O

[_maklelan]

Mak-boy,

Match the numbers with the Explanations. It's really quite simple. Don't play dumb with me, boy. I don't care to bottle feed you and burp you. Bring John Gee's quotes on the same if you care.

I'm not insecure, but you will be. I'm a big boy.

If this were true you wouldn't be making such a concerted effort with the diminutives.

Come down to the telestial board and let's discuss it. Let's talk about the slave and the names written in the writing according to the revelation of your founding prophet who lied to every one who listened to him.

Paul O

I've already stated that I don't have a dog in that fight, and you apparently don't disagree with the identification I've already given. If you really need an emotional punching bag, you'll have to find someone else.

[_Shulem]

Mak-boy,

I'm quite secure, you need not play like a doctor with me. Save that for your own.

I welcome you down in the telestial board because that's where this argument should be fought. Come on down and defend your prophet's silly Explanations, if you care. Maybe there is something you can say to help save the Book of Abraham and become a Church hero.

I apparently "don't disagree" with you that the king's name is Isis? What the hell are you smoking? Come on man, let's go flesh it out and then we can discuss the slave in better detail. Let's come to an understanding about just how wrong Joseph Smith really was when he played the Egyptian translator.

Or, you can just continue as is ever knowing you missed a golden opportunity to face up. It's your choice. I do understand the weakness of your position because I was once in those shoes. Trust me, I feel for you.

Paul O