The Mysterious Case of The Missing Mr. Johnson

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The Mysterious Case of The Missing Mr. Johnson

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I have been delving into the Book of Abraham and the KEP of late. Today while studying Facsimile#2 I learned that at some time in the past, up until 1981ish a certain body part in item #7 in Facsimile #2 had been edited out. If you have a pre 1980's version of the PoGP and a post one to compare you can see the difference. The figure that Joseph Smith calls "God sitting on a throne" in note #7 of Facsimile#2 is an ithyphallic god Min A.K.A the "Bull of His Mother". For those with out the different versions to compare the phallus is missing in the facsimile up until about 1980.
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Re: The Mysterious Case of The Missing Mr. Johnson

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As a fellow male, I'm glad Min got his unit back.
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Fence Sitter wrote:I have been delving into the Book of Abraham and the KEP of late. Today while studying Facsimile#2...

http://www.mormondiscussions.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?p=509589#p509589

http://www.mormondiscussions.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?p=439537#p439537
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Re: The Mysterious Case of The Missing Mr. Johnson

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Official Apologetic.

It wasn't missing prior to 1981, it was just very cold...
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.”
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric

"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
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