The only big bang theory allowed in Utah.

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Re: The only big bang theory allowed in Utah.

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Nope, not in the metal crowd. Think Tony Hawk in gleaming the cube.
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I miss the 1980's.
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This is more or less how I looked circa 89 Image

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OMG

Remember the claw?

The Mormon girl bangs that if straightened would hang down past their nose, but through the marvels of 1980 curling iron and hair spray technology, these long bangs started at the hairline, curved/bulged forward, and ended perfectly just a few microns above the eyebrows.

I called it the Mormon claw.
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When Elder Nelson mentioned that (gasp) some people (taken in by the worldly philosophies of Men) actually believed in the big bang theory, the Tabernacle Choir resounded with laughter. They wondered how people could believe in something so foolish as the "big bang".
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moksha wrote:When Elder Nelson mentioned that (gasp) some people (taken in by the worldly philosophies of Men) actually believed in the big bang theory, the Tabernacle Choir resounded with laughter. They wondered how people could believe in something so foolish as the "big bang".

I LOL'd because I immediately thought of my favorite show:

http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/the-big- ... ast/288041

:biggrin:
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Re: The only big bang theory allowed in Utah.

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liz3564 wrote:
moksha wrote:When Elder Nelson mentioned that (gasp) some people (taken in by the worldly philosophies of Men) actually believed in the big bang theory, the Tabernacle Choir resounded with laughter. They wondered how people could believe in something so foolish as the "big bang".

I LOL'd because I immediately thought of my favorite show:

http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/the-big- ... ast/288041

:biggrin:


If only Elder Nelson was referring to that Big Bang. Unfortunately, it was the scientific theory of creation that was taking the hit, along with evolution. Perhaps this Conference talk will now alter the science curriculum at BYU.
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Re: The only big bang theory allowed in Utah.

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In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.

Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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