Is Mormonism an elaborate Satanic prank?

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Is Mormonism an elaborate Satanic prank?

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Just look at this description of heaven in LDS scripture:

The Celestial Kingdom
: “But they reside in the presence of God, on a globe like a sea of glass and fire, where all things for their glory are manifest, past, present, and future, and are continually before the Lord.” (D&C 130:7)

Description of God: "And it shall be answered upon their heads; for the presence of the Lord shall be as the melting fire that burneth, and as the fire which causeth the waters to boil." - D&C 133:41

"All men who are immortal dwell in everlasting burnings" - Joseph Smith

"and all come to dwell in unity, and in all the glory and everlasting burnings of the Gods; and then we shall see as we are seen, and be as our God and He as His Father." - Joseph Smith

"until you attain to the resurrection of the dead, and are able to dwell in everlasting burnings, and to sit in glory, as do those who sit enthroned in everlasting power." - Joseph Smith

"God Almighty Himself dwells in eternal fire; flesh and blood cannot go there, for all corruption is devoured by the fire." - Joseph Smith





Hell according to the Bible:


Revelation 20:10
And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

Revelation 21:8
8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Luke 16
23 And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
24 And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.

Isaiah 33:14

14 The sinners in Zion are afraid; fearfulness hath surprised the hypocrites. Who among us shall dwell with the devouring fire? who among us shall dwell with everlasting burnings?

Even the Book of Mormon describes hell as "everlasting burnings."

Mosiah 27:28

28 Nevertheless, after wading through much tribulation, repenting nigh unto death, the Lord in mercy hath seen fit to snatch me out of an everlasting burning, and I am born of God.






So let's get this straight. This is what the LDS Celestial Kingdom looks like:

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And this is what the Biblical hell looks like:

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Looks like Satan was trying to give us subtle clues about the nature of his prank, but most of us didn't get it.

Any questions? :mrgreen:
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Re: Is Mormonism an elaborate Satanic prank?

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As a pragmatic (not orthodox) Catholic, I have avoided that conclusion like the plague, knowing that such condemnatory rhetoric can be condemned in itself with the simple statement "mote-beam"

However, it is the only conclusion I can draw. :rolleyes:
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Re: Is Mormonism an elaborate Satanic prank?

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MCB wrote:As a pragmatic (not orthodox) Catholic, I have avoided that conclusion like the plague, knowing that such condemnatory rhetoric can be condemned in itself with the simple statement "mote-beam"

However, it is the only conclusion I can draw. :rolleyes:


Don't worry, as a non-believer in a divine or authoritative Jesus, I can make these statements for you. :wink:
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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