It must suck being an angel in Mormon heaven.

[_Polygamy-Porter]

During his 2004 interview Larry King asked the Prophet of God, Gordon B. Hinckley when his boss was going to don the red bath robe and come back to the earth:

KING: And you've been waiting so many years for this, the return of the Messiah. When do you expect it?

HINCKLEY: I don't - I don't know. Even the angels in heaven don't know. I have no idea.

Angels get no respect.. tsk tsk

I can see the angels greeting Jesus as he flows by...

Angels: "Hey Jesus... wud up son of man?"

Jesus: "not much just killing time. What are you two up to?"

Angels: "Just doing horn blowing practice."

Son of Man: "Yeah we need that for I torch earth #G12SS1594E4139"

Angels: "Speaking of that, when is are you going to head down there?"

Jehovah: "None of your Goddamned business! Blow it out your ass! Err horn!"

[_Shulem]

Here comes king Jezzus! He's going to lop off PP's balls with his terrible swift sword.