The church should make garment bottoms that start at the toes and work their way up instead of working their way down from the top. I'm talking about leggings that come up just above the knees with a mark on the inside of the fabric (just above the knee). This way, the endowed can wear whatever the hell they want for underwear and therefore any skirt/shorts they want. Ann Romney could then wear a shorter skirt, for example.
Mormons would become the experts on leggings, which is a huge plus!
This image is my inspiration:
Jean Paul Gaultier
Thoughts?
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)
I would be mistaken for an endowed Mormon. You can ask justme about my collection of leggings and thigh-highs. Winter forecast: short skirts and long coats.
From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."
Blixa wrote:Winter forecast: short skirts and long coats.
This is wonderful.
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)
__________________ -- The fruit of mine own nature, nought beside can I give Thee; -- I can pass nothing except my essence. -- Nem adhatok mást, csak mi lényegem. (in Hungarian...)
Because of you zeez, I have a new shipment of stockings and leggings coming from my super secret socks source (they carry a few things for men too, so pm me if you want the URL. No s&h! justme can vouch for the quality!)
Now I just have to find exactly the right pair of boots at exactly the right price.
From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."