Taking the Lay of the Bob Loblaw Land

[_brade]

Droopy, I like most Mormons and have lots of Mormon friends. I don't believe many of Mormonisms foundational claims are true or likely to be true. I just want to know, am I an anti-Mormon?

[_Bob Loblaw]

I think Bob is everything he claims to be, and Droopy's Church status is in question. You are currently a member in good standing, Droopy? Fully active?

I'm not Droopy, but I'm a member in good standing, and if church attendance equals activity, I'm active.

FAIR apologists have complained about the same thing, Kerry Shirts went off big time in one of his documentaries of the FAIR conference about members having no taste for meat.

Tell me about it. The examples of "hate" Droopy picks are nothing of the sort. Saying that we've dumbed down the manuals is hardly controversial.

BYU is not the Church. Note that, the scholars of Mormon Interpreter are now arguing with critics, justifying their criticisms of BYU administration and the Maxwell institute. Are they anti-Mormons?

No, because they're ostensibly on Droopy's side.

It's beginning to look like a few key members in good standing at the Y feel the same way, are they also anti-Mormons?

I think he's on record as saying they are wolves in sheep's clothing, just like me.

Are you suggesting the members can change the Church?

That one is just bizarre. Every member knows that revelation comes from the top, not the bottom, but I'm a hateful bigot for saying so.

Are you sure Droopy, that it isn't you in open rebellion against the Church, and also Say's Law?

I think he's in open rebellion against common sense and grammar.