Revelatory structure of the LDS church

[_moksha]

1. The prophet turns pale during a live session of General Conference, while an angel appears, bathed in a strange light with a drawn sword and Conference watchers hear a heavenly choir of Cherubim saying "he will kill us if we don't become 11x more likely ...".

[_Sethbag]

I prefer the following method of revelation:

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I'm your king!

[_Uther]

I prefer the following method of revelation:

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I'm your king!

What I'd like to see it Pres Thomas S. Monson appear on CNN calling the nations to repentance, rendering his clothes in pieces, while covering his body with ashes.
To hell with the PR departement, and lets get a good old testament prophet rambling and raving about apocalyptic events.

Or even better, imagine a "Samuel the Lamanite like situation" with Monson standing atop of some famous building or monument, preaching repentance, while the security guards try to stun him with tazers that doesn't seem to work..

But all we get is the "be nice" averaged, integrated and filtered messages.

[_GR33N]

Actually I think #16 Trump's the whole list.