Maybe this is a sign that God is not pleased with the Church and the way it’s treating our gay brothers and sisters:
https://www.ksl.com/article/46731610/ea ... ni-damaged
Angel Moroni Severely Damaged in Quake.
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Angel Moroni Severely Damaged in Quake.
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Re: Angel Moroni Severely Damaged in Quake.
Pair that with the lightning that blew Moroni's face off in Bountiful a few years ago.
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Re: Angel Moroni Severely Damaged in Quake.
From this angle it kinda looks like he's mimicking a gay sex act. He just needs to bulge out his cheek with his tongue.
"We have taken up arms in defense of our liberty, our property, our wives, and our children; we are determined to preserve them, or die."
- Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775
- Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775
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Re: Angel Moroni Severely Damaged in Quake.
The lead quake story:
https://www.deseret.com/faith/2020/3/18/21185168/salt-lake-temple-angel-moroni-trumpet-lds-mormon-earthquake-utah
https://www.deseret.com/faith/2020/3/18/21185168/salt-lake-temple-angel-moroni-trumpet-lds-mormon-earthquake-utah
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Re: Angel Moroni Severely Damaged in Quake.
Mormon god is pissed that there were no church meetings held Sunday
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Re: Angel Moroni Severely Damaged in Quake.
There are too many masturbaters and non-tithe payers for Mormon Jesus' liking. Watch out SLC, he's a gonna 3 Nephi all y'all to hide your sins from his face.
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Re: Angel Moroni Severely Damaged in Quake.
Getting the trumpet back into Moroni's hands is a job for a superhero, Kwaku the Apologist to the rescue.
"There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." Isaac Asimov
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Re: Angel Moroni Severely Damaged in Quake.
God wants us to say "Mormon" and release Lori Vallow.
"God" is the original deus ex machina. --Maksutov
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Hearken ye inhabitants of the earth! Drink and wipe to the glory of God!
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